Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan
Chapter 6: Examination
In the afternoon, the sun was just right. Bai Ze decided to take the children to the sun in the yard and have them learn shape shifting through meditation.
A long time ago, when Bai Ze was still a small ball of hair, he could not shape shift. Even if his body accumulated a lot of mana, he could not shape shift into a humanoid shape. That wasn't until he learned meditation, concentrated his mind and brought together his mana, he slowly learned to transform from a n ancient beast to human shape.
Now these immortals, their body shape was getting smaller, its perhaps the same as his previous situation. Because the power of reincarnation weakens their power, making it difficult for them to maintain their normal body shape and those few mana is scattered in every corner of the body. If they learn the way Bai Ze managed to shape shift they can gather mana, maybe they can change back into their original shape.
"There is some truth." Fu Li Heavenly Venerable Lord listened carefully to Bai Ze's words and felt slightly decapitated. The vast energies in his body is now almost empty and it is difficult to gather it from the veins.
The pleasant sunshine is warm and mellow, which is the temptation that the long-haired beasts can't resist. Anyway, since he can speak in his animal shape Bai Ze shape shifted to the original shape and the beast limbs were spread out in the spacious courtyard of the Heavens Imperial Court Hall.
Sitting in front of Bai Ze and sitting on the knees, Fu Li lightly closed his eyes and tries to feel the way of Bai Ze's shape: "Where do you want us to gather the mana?" Fu Li's moving voice coupled with the soft softness of children curiosity made Bai Ze listened to it comfortably and he couldn't help but sway his tail.
"The energy that you are accumulating now is not enough to shape shift. If you want to enlarge yourself, you have to concentrate on it."
Bai Ze gathered his forelimbs and circled the little Fu Li Heavenly Venerable Lord in the middle of the two big claws. Fu Li did not seem to notice Bai Ze actions, he still seriously stayed in meditation.
mana swam in his veins and slowly gathered in the palm of his hand. The hands was surrounded a blue light that was flowing in the palm of the hand and the small short pink hand for a a moment seemed to change, but it was only for a short time and it returned to the origin smaller one. Fu Li was not convinced, he raised his hand, gathered the mana and tried again.
Bai Ze looked at Heavenly Venerable Lord's pink and tender face. In the sun, he had a luster of fine porcelain. The eyebrows are cold and the look is focused. Bai Ze claws felt itchy. He slowly lifted a claw and tried to touch the delicate face with the pad of the palm of his hand. At this time, Lâo Jun, who had dug bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest, rushed out and slammed into Bai Ze.
"Ah--" Bai Ze was shocked and he yelled out, after being called to calmness he shut up, he looked at the startled Lâo Jun, he whispered, "Why are you making such a fuss ?"
"Look at what I dug!" Lâo Jun eagerly walked around Bai Ze and showed him the bamboo shoots in his clothes. The fresh bamboo shoots looked crisp and delicious and Bai Ze twists his head and broke one into his mouth and he chewed it.
"Hey!" Lâo Jun was annoyed by this bamboo shoot grabbing crew so he raised his hand to grab bamboo shoots, "I want to use it for my alchemy!"
Bai Ze took a look at him, what kind of Immortal Pill can be made with bamboo shoots? Bamboo-flavored sugar beans candies...
Lâo Jun climbed up to Bai Ze on his own, trying to follow his theory. The thick hairs were warm and soft by the sun and the toddler climbed up and sat in the hairs.
"Don't be annoying, you see that Heavenly Venerable Lord is trying to change back using meditation, you also have to try it." Bai Ze turned his head and said to Lâo Jun who was on his back.
"I will try it." Lâo Jun took out the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace and placed it on Bai Ze's head, then went on sitting cross-legged, making a meditating pose with both palms and then closed his eyes.
Bai Ze held his chin with a paw and looked at the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace on his own head. He looked at it with gusto. The little guy in this heart was quite decent and it was worthy of being too old wise toddler.
Lâo Jun closed his eyes and held his breath for a while. Then he exhaled and the broken hair in front of Fu Li floated slowly with the wind. Bai Ze hairs also followed by the breathing waves and the ash in the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace followed also, they went scattering on Bai Ze head. Bai Ze tried to sneezed but he was afraid to disturb Fu Li, so he can only hold his head still and not move, allowing the nasty The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace ashes to fly away
Fu Li was unmoved, he still earnestly meditated and the blue light gradually wrapped around the small hands. Bai Ze did not dare to breathe, he was quietly looking back to see what progress Lâo Jun had made. As soon as he saw him he sneered. Lâo Jun, who should have been meditating, had already plunged into the fur and his ass went to the sky and the toddler slept soundly.
Li Jing ran over with a bamboo stick and saw Lâo Jun who had fell asleep. He dropped his bamboo stick and climbed up n Bai Ze's hair. He screamed around Lâo Jun: "Get up, get up let's go ride horseback bamboo sticks"
Lâo Jun ignored him and turned over to continue to snore. Li Jing climbed on Lâo Jun and shook him. He couldn't help but yawn himself. Not long after, Li Jing put his head on Lâo Jun and also fell asleep.
Bai Ze sighed and he knew that he couldn't count on these little sleeping toddlers. Turning to look at the still working Fu Li, can not help but admire him even if he has became a child, Fu Li is still the most determined child in the the mind.
Gently put the chin on the front paws, Bai Ze looked at Fu Li's side face and yawned.
Fu Li slowly opened his eyes and looked at the hands without any movement and he frowned slightly.
"This is just one of my thoughts. It is not necessarily useful. You have to slowly explore it." Bai Ze whispered a word after seeing Heavenly Venerable Lord still stretching his face, scratching his chin with his claws he said, "Then... If you want get on the fur and sleep."
Bai Ze fur is very warm and the sun is just right, the two guys have slept unconscious.
Fu Li disdainfully glanced at the two guys in the fur who didn't learn anything he said "Childish." After that, turned his head and continued with the meditation.
Bai Ze blinked and yawned again, stretched his claws forward, put his head on his front paws and looked up at the clouds in the sky. Thirty-three heavy skies and a layer of floating clouds road, in Heavens Imperial Court Hall, he can still see a layer of clouds. It's just a cloudy today, it seems a bit strange.
"Fu Li, I think, today's cloud, looked like a sweet-scented osmanthus cake..." Bai Ze said with a sigh of relief, quietly using one eye to look at Heavenly Venerable Lord, the other party did not pay attention to him. Bai Ze shut his mouth and continued to stare at the cloud imagining the pastries shapes..... looking at it and closing his eyes.
The mana permeated through the whole body gathered and fit in both hands. The toddler slightly rose up and the right hand was also pushed to the left hand. This time, finally, there was a reaction. The white and tender little hand gradually grew and became a large hand with a well-proportioned slenderness and distinct knots.
Fu Li suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the hand. He turned to share this achievement with Bai Ze, but found that the beast was already asleep. On the head there was a sacred alchemy furnace with incense burner ash. The body was carrying two children with four whisks and three long beards and the hairs just poked into Fu Li's ear.
No wonder that his ear felt itchy.
Fu Li loosened up mana and his hand changed back to the original. He scratched his itchy ears and stood up. Because he has been drying for a long time, there was a warm sunshine in the fur, which is very good and tempting. So he looked around and when he saw no one was around, Fu Li pondered for a moment then he slowly climbed on back of Bai Ze, climbed up to his neck, raised his hand to take the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace down and he stuffed it into the sleeping Lâo Jun arms .
Lâo Jun was sleeping sweetly with his mouth openly snoring, for a second he felt that there was something in his arms and he clasped it subconsciously. He licked his mouth and turned to continue sleeping.
Fu Li leaned on the back of Bai Ze's head and looked up at the sky. Today's cloud is really unusual, some looked like cakes, some like candy and some even like chicken legs. The side of the toddler face rubbed against the warm and mellow hair Fu Li sighed comfortably. Hey, the four didn't wake up, for along time.
When the Jade Emperor came, he saw this scene. The responsible Bai Ze had irresponsibly turned into a the ancient beast shape and it's limbs were spread out in the yard sleeping softly. The students of The Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten climbed to the gentle beast's body and became a symbiotic!
"[Cough]!" Jade Emperor coughed twice and awakened Bai Ze from a good dream.
"Ah? Jade Emperor!" Bai Ze jerked his head up and the old alchemy toddler who slept on his back rolled down with The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace in his arms falling to the ground and rolling to the Jade Emperor's foot.
Lâo Jun got up and rubbed his painful ass, Li Jing was still snoring like he couldn't be bothered. Heavenly Venerable Lord slid down Bai Ze white hairs, fluffed his clothes and lifted his chin to look at the Jade Emperor: "What is it?"
"Hey, I said open the Children's Kindergarten I said you should teach them their previous known skills, I never said take them to the sun to go..... Sleeping!" Jade Emperor stroked his beard, the long beard that floated to his stomach was caught by a little fat hand that was stretched out of somewhere around the Jade Emperor robed. He winced "Hey--oh, don't pull the beard!"
"No!!! I want to play with this fur!" The sweet voice came out and everyone noticed that the Jade Emperor still had a little girl in his arms. The little girl was dressed in a phoenix woolen brocade which was glittering, she had a phoenix tiara on her head and her body was extravagant. There was a little bit of cinnabar red in the eyebrows, surrounded by the red powder, is the Jade Emperor's Wife, the Queen Mother Of The West!
"No!" The Jade Emperor refused not only because he didn't want to but because his beard was like Bai Ze's hair. Bai Ze was a big man.
"No... I want a hairy fur, a hairy fur!" The wife did not let go. She was crying holding the beard of the Jade Emperor. The big teardrops rolled down and wet the golden robes.
The Jade Emperor could not give her his beard so he could only put the wife on the back of Bai Ze head. With the soft fur, the wife did not cry, she buried her face inside the fur rubbed her nose and her face broke into a smile, she pulled a few long hairs, began to braid them.
Bai Ze opened his mouth and looked at the Jade Emperor with a look of you were saying.
The Jade Emperor was a little embarrassed and coughed and tried to restore his previous majestic voice: "Looking at your teaching results. Now it seems that you're not very good at it."
"Ah isn't this a kindergarten for childish things" Bai Ze was carefully shook his fur so as to not to let the Queen Mother Of The West make a braid and when he was shaking The Queen Mother Of The West the snoring Li Jing fell off.
"They are not really children!" Jade Emperor pointed out that he had been annoyed by this and he retracted his fingers behind his back with guilty conscience. "The situation is now in critical condition, I'm limiting you to make them remember their duties within three days."
"Their duties..."
Bai Ze turned to look at the Queen Mother Of The West who was making his fur into a small braid and then he looked at the Jade Emperor, who was so impatient and widened his eyes in horror. Isn't the duty of the Queen Mother Of The West to do the wife-ly things with the Jade Emperor?
"So small children, do they really have to do that?"
Bai Ze's eyes went very wide wet and moist. In the weekdays, at this moment, he was filled with a look of inferiority, and he was about to overflow.
The Jade Emperor suddenly swallowed his the saliva, almost vomited blood and violently jumped around and yelled: "Do I have such a perverted mind? I want the Queen Mother Of The West to help me think of a way so she can urge the fairies to work in the right way. How did the cloud became like this?"
The Emperor pointed to the chicken-legged clouds on the head and made Bai Ze see for himself. Is this like this? Like his words?
Bai Ze patted his ears, indeed... like his words.
If The Western Paradise Buddha is suddenly visiting and chatting with Jade Emperor he would say. "The Heavenly Imperial Court is looking really very chic nowadays!"
What would the Jade Emperor say? Could he be said: "Oh, yes, that is the special product of the heavenly court, the Ying Yang clouds are mixed with the chicken legs!"
The Jade Emperor walked away and Bai Ze was caught in a deep problem. Three days later, the Jade Emperor will come to test the teaching results, that is, he will have to teach these children their previous skills within three days!
Just as a gentleman, the students will be going to the imperial examination and the beast is the blamed one!
The author has something to say: Small theater:
Jade Emperor: Do I look so like a beast?
Lâo Jun: Yes
Li Jing: Yes
Bai Ze: Yes
Fu Li: Not like a beast
Jade Emperor: Oh Heavenly Venerable Lord you are fair!
Fu Li: You look like the original Demon
Jade Emperor:...
Thanks for the chapter ｡◕‿◕｡
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