Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan
Chapter 5: Lessons
"Ah!" Because Fu Li was distracted, the Ying Yang barrier was broken and the small pagoda fell. Li Jing happily picked up the small pagoda and squinted at the two guys who were eating candies. "Give me one."
Lâo Jun sat up, glanced at Li Jing, twisted his body and hid the gourd to the side. "I won't give you my candy... You are rude."
Fu Li got up, patted his clothes and walked back to Bai Ze with his hands on his back. The toddler looked particularly majestic. If only the mouth wasn't chewing the candy... the children are very cute, but still the most exquisite face of Fu Li Heavenly Venerable Lord, coupled with the cold expression of an adult, Bai Ze did not hold back, reached out and pulled Fu Li to his arms and hugged him.
Fu Li pushed Bai Ze and gave him a faint look: "When will the start class?"
"You can start today," Bai Ze smiled. He had already thought about how to give lectures to the children. " I want to use The Book of Heaven."
1].... Tianshu = The Book of Heaven
"The Book of Heaven?" Fu Li slightly frowned, he looked up and saw the wordless book floating in the air in the Heavens Imperial Court Hall. Amber lights and peaceful.
While the two were talking, the two little guys over there have already started to fight. Li Jing wanted to grab a candy bean to eat, Lâo Jun does not want to give one him, the two begin to chase one another. Lâo Jun, who was wearing a wide-sleeve robes, didn't run fast. He was quickly caught up by Li Jing, hugged and together they tumbled to the ground.
Lâo Jun was unable to fight with him and he raised his hand and took out the small pagoda in Li Jing's hand and threw it out. Li Jing saw that the situation was not good. When he got up and went to pick up his pagoda, Lâo Jun took the opportunity to escape. He took out a black pill from the gourd and threw it on the ground.
"Bang-!" A burst of sound rang and the Heavens Imperial Court Hall was filled with white smoke.
"Ha ha ha, can you hit me now?" In the smoke screen, the childish voice of Lâo Jun came out.
"Despicable villain, you give me that candy or else!" Li Jing did not hesitate to chase after Lâo Jun, the two stumbled in the smoke, a series of " Ugh...aaah...cling clung" and no one knew know what was broken.
"Hey--" Bai Ze couldn't bear it, he turned into a ancient beast form and preformed "Pond Water Heavenly Transformation Mist" breath, thick water vapor dispersed the smoke, then he jumped up, extended one claw and roared, facing the two little guys.
While Bai Ze was roaring the moist water vapor passed Lao Jun and Li Jing, the hair on both of them was blown to the back. The little The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord Lao Jun immediately screamed: "Don't spray your dirty saliva into my Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace!"
Li Jing touched the water on his armor nodded with approval.
Bai Ze licked his teeth and felt his head was beginning to hurt.
The wordless book is the treasure that was passed down from ancient times. It has been enshrined in the Heavens Imperial Court Hall and is taken care of by the Jade Emperor. There is no reason for him to even try to understand it. Only Fu Li can penetrate the mystery of The Book of Heaven. Other people, including the Jade Emperor, cannot understand it. Whenever something happens, or if he wanted to know what happened in the past, Jade Emperor will come to ask Heavenly Venerable Lord to check the book.
However, there is still a function in the wordless book and this is also known by chance. That is, The Book of Heaven can convey the thoughts of the immortals, convey them through mana and change the writing into images. This kind of function is especially useful in the kindergarten classroom of Heavens Imperial Court Kindergarten.
Bai Ze cleaned the Heavens Imperial Court Hall, moved the book to the front of the temple and placed it on the pillar. The pillar is made of jade stone, its ten feet high and thick, carved with many complicated and dense lines and Bai Ze also can't understand them. The Book of Heaven became a large book for one person, it was just resting on the pillar. The lines on the pillars can catch the book spine and keep it from falling.
Spreading the lights-freeing the wordless page, Bai Ze took a jade and passed his own Immortal mana through the jade, transforming it to a jade pointing stick on The Book of Heaven. Without words, there sppesred a blackboard in front of the toddlers.
With the blackboard, there is still a table and chair bench. Fu Li Heavenly Venerable Lord is the Supreme Sage of the Taoism Religion. There are often immortals who come to the Heavens Imperial Court Hall to listen to the heavenly preaching. The Hall also has a futons and a low tables for the immortals. These appliances are now taken out and used as the desks for the children.
Seriously Bai Ze became a teacher, also he gave each person a pen and ink bowl and looked at the three little guys sitting underneath, Bai Ze instantly felt the responsibility of being a Shifu(Teacher).
"We will start from Pangu Rebirth." Bai Ze cleared his throat and the hand waved pointing to the wordless book. The white-colored Fairy magic, flew along the jade pointing stick, slowly and gently scattered the magic on The Book of Heaven, the white and white, gradually formed a vortex, showing a darkness.
1].....Think of a vortex projector which project what you imagine.
"A long time ago, the world was still chaotic, Pangu was curled up inside an egg and drifted around aimlessly. One day, Pangu could no longer stand such loneliness. He touched cracked the shell using an axe and opened the world. He separated the chaos into two places the clear part and muddy part. The clear became the sky, the muddy part became the earth."
This is a magnificent scene, which contains endless mysteries between heaven and earth. Only... Bai Ze had not actually seen it.
Therefore, by the lack of imagination on Bai Ze, he can not fully construct the scene at the time, there is a strange pattern on the wordless book.
Heaven and earth, was projected as really an egg looking thing, it seems to be transparent egg. The egg yolk was still flowing, the protein is a bit blue, it seems that there is need of more salt.
"This world looked so salty." Lâo Jun pouted and threw a candy into his mouth.
Li Jing silently sneaked his hand into Lâo Jun gourd and it was slapped back by Lâo Jun who was adamant about not giving him the candy bean.
Bai Ze coughed and said."There was a tall and mighty Pangu on the screen, with a huge axe in his hand."
"Isn't this the Giant God?" Li Jing pointed to the ugly big man on the screen, it was clearly the Giant God guarding the Heavenly Gate, but the color of the ugly man was slightly different.
"Oh... I don't know what Pangu looked like, just take the Giant God to replace it." Bai Ze scratched his head.
Li Jing grinned and felt that this lesson was not interesting. He began to play with his small pagoda. The Ling Long Pagoda consists of seven floors. Because the owner shrinks and so it also shrunk, it looked very delicate.
Lâo Jun looked at his eyes, moved his body to Li Jing table and whispered, "Let me play with your pagoda." Li Jing scoffed and when saw Lâo Jun's eyes staring at his tower he moved it to one side. He is not going to give it to him to play with.
"I will give you an Immortality Pill. You let me play the pagoda. Is it OK?" The little old man still stubbornly thought that what he had made was the Immortal Pill.
Li Jing thought about it and nodded. So, the two men who were still fighting, immediately smiled and exchanged Li Jing had eaten sugar beans, Lâo Jun played with the pagoda. In the whole class, only Heavenly Venerable Lord was still listening to Bai Ze's lectures.
1]..... Gotta love children they're fighting one second the next one they're besties
Bai Ze looked at the two naughty toddler who didn't listen carefully and then he looked at Fu Li, who was serious and sitting in meditating position. The heart of a Venerable even if the mind retreats into a child, he is still the most serious and persevering child. Bai Ze can not help smile, Bai Ze bent over and asked: "Fu Li, I talked about this knowledge, do you still remember?"
"I remember." Fu Li nodded, got up, floated to the sky, the white and tender little hands went put up.
The scenes from the book changed in an instant. The original ugly Giant Spirit was replaced by a clear-eyed god, with deep eyes and indifferent looked. This one was never seen by everyone, its the real Pangu! The chaos of the pickled egg behind him has also become an opaque ellipse. The heavens and the earth can be felt through the picture.
These are the true things that Heavenly Venerable Lord had seen in the Book for many years.
Bai Ze looked at the magnificent scenery in the book and the vastness of the gods and the vastness of the gods, he wiped the cold sweat on the forehead: "You remember, listen to what you do so seriously!"
Isn't that playing with him?
The voice has not fallen and the scene on the book changed. These are Fu Li's real memories but because of the retrogression of the mind, the appearance of the scene is totally different. On the screen, he was wearing a cyan wide-sleeved robe, but he was only three feet high and Heavenly Venerable Lord, was facing a group of ancient monsters, struggling to fight. Those monsters also looked very cute... cute.
The red-hot golden beast, had his mouth spurting fire against the floating Fu Li, the fire burned Fu Li's robes. At this time, a chubby chubby white-haired beast ran out, spit on the red-hot golden beast and instantly extinguished the fire.
Bai Ze looked at the fuzzy hair ball, the more he saw it, the more he felt that something was wrong, the fat and furry hair, even with a pair of horns, isn't that ... Me!
Bai Ze slapped his mouth and looked at the chubby self. "Forget it, you can also go play for a while."
The first lesson was so gone. Bai Ze felt that he was both physically and mentally tired, he went sitting on the ground by the pillars and thinking about what to teach in the next lesson. According to Fu Li's situation., the gods actually remember the previous things. That is to say, common sense is still there. The previous skills are also remembered, but their mana is greatly reduced and their mind are retrogressed. Perhaps, he just had to find a way to get them back to shape.
When the gentleman Bai Ze left, the children were free and ran up and floated in the sky.
Lâo Jun showed his experience of alchemy in the The Book of Heaven. He planned to produce various flavors of jelly bean candy and the ingredients needed were listed on the book: flowers honey, peach juice, ginseng fruit, sweet-scented osmanthus cake ......
Li Jing squeeze to the old gentleman, two of his little dirty pointed at something on it: "always wanted to eat that, hey you are really good for nothing, look at me."
There was a scene of the demon battle in the past and Bai Ze's eyes lit up. When the Immortal War happened, he also participated and almost died in it, his memory has been blurred, perhaps from Li Jing's memory, he can find what exactly happened..
The Deities and the Demons, the Heaven and Earth discolored, the one wearing the golden helmet armor Li Jing with his hand-holding pagoda, with 100,000-day soldiers army fought the snow demon and the demon magic throwing snowball, that scene was especially spectacular.
Bai Ze: "..."
I should not expect them to remember what was going on.
The author has something to say: Small theater:
Fu Li: Who is that person?
Bai Ze: An unspeakable person
Li Jing: Oh, I know, that is a person who can not described things he teaches.... He is named Bai Ze~\(≧▽≦)/~
Lâo Jun: Do you mean the blue fairy? (⊙v⊙)
Bai Ze: ... Your punishment for insulting the teacher is that you have to copy the ideological and moral textbooks a hundred times!
Thanks for the chapter ｡◕‿◕｡
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