Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan
Chapter 7: Painting
When the Jade Emperor gave the order, Bai Ze had to execute it. It is obviously not realistic thing to let the group of children learn their original skills within three days, but it is still possible.
Bai Ze asked the children to stand up and he touched his chin and thought about something.
Lâo Jun was wearing an embroidered robe he leaned his head and glared at him. He said with childish tone, "I will go do my alchemy, you don't need to teach me anything." Then he raised the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace in his hand.
"Well, Lâo Jun is the most worry-free." Bai Ze touched Lâo Jun's little head and he was proud of it. Throughout the three realms, he could touch Lâo Jun's head.
"I, I will also learn!" Li Jing, who was bowing his head fiddling with his pagoda, raised his hand.
"What will you be learning?" Lâo Jun looked at him with disgust.
"I will learn whatever he teaches anyway!" Li Jing had been distracted, he did not know what they were talking about. He did not want to lag behind instinctively.
The Queen Mother Of The West pointed a finger at Bai Ze with her eyes open. Heavenly Venerable Lord was holding his arm, his face is expressionless and he did not say a word.
If you come to think about it, Bai Ze should first teach the Queen Mother Of The West to paint the clouds, so she can't put the chicken legs clouds again.
Then, today's course is decided.
Bai Ze pulled down a cloud with his hand and the cloud was changed from the water vapor in his palm and turned into a piece of white paper. Bai Ze distributed the cloud paper to the children and let everyone learn to paint
"Today we will be painting clouds, there is no fixed shape, the painting does not need to be too deliberate, but does not mean it shouldn't be beautiful, you can begin to paint like this." Bai Ze said, used the brush to make a demonstration on paper, a touch of ink smudged on the paper and heavy clouds appeared over the paper.
The Jade Emperor said that Bai Ze can assist everyone in learning the skill. In fact, that was not a slap in the face. This beast has a strong adaptability and has been in contact with heaven and earth for thousands of years.
The children are still very interested in this kind of drawing lesson and they were drawing and he went down to observe them one by one. Heavenly Venerable Lord carefully followed Bai Ze's words and he learned very seriously. Bai Ze was so moved that he was crying and it was only Heavenly Venerable Lord who was so supportive.
Lâo Jun picked up the brush and drew two clouds. Then he began to draw circles. To be exact, he was painting an Immortal Pill, a circle and two circles. At the end, he gave each circle a name. This is the Heavenly Lord Of Taoism Pill and the other one is the Return To The Living Pill. When the painting was finished, he tore off those circles and turn them into small ones.
Li Jing painted a villain on paper. Many villains were painted in a pose rushing to the Lao Jun's paper with big knives.
"Why do you paint me on your paper!" Lâo Jun was very upset. He picked up a small piece of paper and slammed it on Li Jing. "I will give you a Mind Blowing Pill, I hope you blow your head [bloom]!" "
" I still have hundred thousands of soldiers, you just just wait!" Li Jing said, then tore off the few villains he painted and went to stand in front of Lâo Jun. Lâo Jun immediately made out more small paper rounds and took one shot. The two played a paperball cannon game.
Bai Ze mouth felt soured and he went at the Queen Mother Of The West's side. When he saw her head was down and didn't draw or play, he asked warmly: "What's wrong?"
"I don't need these things to paint." Then she pushed the paper in front of her, she didn't look happy.
"What do you want to use?" Bai Ze blinked and saw that the Queen Mother Of The West had pulled a gold plaque from her head. The gold plaque seemed to be simple in style, with only five-color gems in the end.
Bai Ze was not clear of what she wanted to do so he looked at Heavenly Venerable Lord.
"This is called the dial-up cloud." Fu Li looked at it and said faintly. "This cloud dial-up draws the clouds on thirty-three heavens and what the clouds shapes are supposed to be like every day is determined by this.
"Don't be fiddling with this, I want you to learn..." Bai Ze didn't finish it. The wife had already painted on the paper. Every time she drawn a golden pattern, between three and two lines. She just draw a small, fluffy little beast, the little beast had a body of a lion with horn, it kinda looked like Bai Ze.
When the line on the left was connected to the right side, the whole pattern suddenly glowed and disappeared. After about a quarter of an hour, a round, fluffy cloud of white lines appeared in the sky.
This pattern will be passed directly to the Cloud Weaver Girl and the woven cloud will become the image of what the Queen Mother Of The West has drawn in an instant. Usually, the wife is careless leaving the job to some helper but now she was so carefully drawing...
The Jade Emperor who returned to the High Heavens Hall continued to commit to put order to things and calculated how many celestial celestial beings were available in the Heaven Hall and when he looked up, he saw the heavens clouds. There was a Bai Ze figure-ish cloud and the Jade Emperor was even more angry! This Bai Ze, he did not teach his wife to learn her skill well, he instead taught her to paint other men... Hey, just because he is a male beast does not mean his thing won't work!
So, by the time of the sunset, the angry Jade Emperor did not come to the Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten to pick up the Queen Mother Of The West.
"Wow wow--" a loud cry rang through the Heavens Imperial Court Hall, Li Jing and Lâo Jun was playing and the meditating Li Jing was a screaming a noisy headache, raising his hand to pop a transparent two-in-one mixed-translucent ball and put his head in it and faked not hearing this sharp cry.
Bai Ze is a beast. His ears are much more sensitive than ordinary people. The cry of the child is a disaster for him. He hugged the Queen Mother Of The West with a panic: "Hey, don't cry."
However, this was a pale powerless advice which has no has no use and the Queen Mother Of The West was still crying sad.
" Fu Li, saving lives..." Bai Ze put the Queen Mother Of The West on her shoulder and turned to the heavenly lord toddler for help.
Fu Li gave him a look, he raised his fingers and ejected the Ying Yang array on his head and flung it on Queen Mother Of The West's head. The world was instantly quiet!
When the Jade Emperor swayed to the Heavens Imperial Court Hall, he saw the wife who had a cover on her head. She was riding on Bai Ze neck and crying silent tears soo much, that they formed a stream on her cheeks
Jade Emperor: "..."
When Bai Ze saw the savior(a frustrated Jade Emperor) coming and he put the Queen Mother Of The West and jumped away very far away for fear that the Jade Emperor would come yell at him for "Letting the Queen Mother Of The West ride His Neck".
Fortunately, the Jade Emperor has not been good with the idea of letting his wife spend the night with others and the Queen Mother Of The West who was crying was moved away from the Heavenly Hall. Heavens Imperial Court Hall was finally quiet. Li Jing, who was hiding in the bamboo forest, glanced up and took a long breath: "Thank god she is finally gone...phew."
There are also four seasons in the heavens. It is just that the immortals have the power to protect themselves from cold and the heat and they will not feel the change of the season. Nowadays it is different. The great gods and the immortals have aged backwards and can feel the heat.
..... It is summer and it is a bit hot at night. Without a girl around, Li Jing simply took off his shirt and ran wildly in the yard. Lâo Jun put the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace in the center of the yard and took some fresh things and baked them. There are bamboo shoots and mushrooms in the bamboo forest and there is a fat fish in the small pond bucket next to the furnace.
"Hey this fish, looks a bit familiar." Bai Ze took the bamboo shoots and tapped it, turned his head to look at the fish in the bucket. The fish was very beautiful, the whole body is silvery and the red scales form a flame shape. How is it when he stares at it looked like the koi in the blue pool in front of the Heavens Imperial Court Hall.
Lâo Jun burned the fire, raised his hand and fished the koi, ready to stab it on the bamboo stick. "Flap Flap Flap" The koi struggled vigorously and then broke free from Lâo Jun's small hand, floated in the air for a moment and the koi huge tail slapped on Lâo Jun's face repeatedly.
1].... I think its a que that the koi doesn't want to be skewered.
Bai Ze quickly pulled the fish and threw it to the side and he then saved Lâo Jun little face from being blown.
The koi landed and it suddenly turned into a strong man with a body length of eight feet. The brawny man had a tiger-snaring face, he was wearing a silver short-staple and his muscles were bulging very powerfully. This koi stories was heard about in the Heavens Imperial Court Hall before the Heavenly Venerable Lord started preaching a thousands of years ago. It has already become a refined Celestial Being and its mana is not low.
Bai Ze stood up in front of Lâo Jun. If the bastard animal dares to hurt Lao Jun it will immediately become a grilled fish.
The strong man did not look at them. He walked to the three-foot-high Fu Li Heavenly Venerable Lord in three steps and threw his clothes under Fu Li: "Ah, Heavenly Venerable Lord.... save me Ah!"
Fu Li slowly turned his head and patted the crying brawny man. He reached out and grabbed his collar. With the sound of clear water spatter, the strong man became a silver koi and he was thrown into the blue pool.
"People who cultivated Taoism should eat less meat." Fu Li took a look at Lâo Jun, picked up the roasted mushrooms from the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace and took a bite.
The day when the dogs jumped on flying chicken finally passed. On the moon in the middle of the day, the children slept on the mat in the center of the yard, but Bai Ze couldn't sleep, he was looking up at the moon in the sky like a hooked man. The moonlight is dim, the stars are bright and flashing on the dark blue sky.
Bai Ze did not understand astrology. He only thought that the stars were very bright. He put his hands behind his head and took a deep breath. He sat on the side of his head and said: "Before the Great Devil, the sky was not like this. At that time, the sky was not layered and I could touch the stars when I slept here. I remember that at that time, someone had cast a spell that would make the stars gather..."
The words in the eyes suddenly fell like rain. The distant nine heavens had something flung outside and then, like the fireflies team, hovering and flying together, gathered together and slammed into this side.
Bai Ze was shocked. He sat down and saw the starlights hustle and bustle and converged on top of Fu Li's head. They wandered for a moment and then spread out again. Then slowly fell on Fu Li whole body and they absorbed into him one by one.... When it reached to the saturation point, the stars which have not been absorbed, dissipated in the air.
Fu Li opened his eyes and a big face appeared in front of him. He was too close and could not see clearly. He raised his hand and pressed Bai Ze's head to push him away: "The moonlight is not good tonight, you can only use starlight mana."
The essence of the sun and the moon is the key to cultivation. The stars store the scattered moonlight, which can also be used to increase mana
"The same is true for day-to-day cultivation. Children need to sleep more." Bai Ze is somewhat distressed. As a god, even if Fu Li mind is retrogressive, he is still much more mature than others. It was also relying on such perseverance that he became the first god of heaven.
Fu Li's ignored a dazed Bai Ze, stepped from the ground, gathered the newly collected mana in the two hands. The short, fat little hand widened and stretched at a speed visible to the naked eye and eventually became a pair of slender white hands with distinct larger bones.
"Wow!" Bai Ze was surprised his eyes wide open, he grabbed Fu Li hands and turned them over and over. This hand is a little bigger than his own hand, slender and well-proportioned, very beautiful.
"You can grow it bigger, what about other places?" Bai Ze excitedly looked up and down at Fu Li.
Fu Li said with a blank expression: "Where do you want to see me grow bigger?"
The author has something to say: I will explain the relationship between the Queen Mother Of The West and the Jade Emperor. the Queen Mother Of The West, has been in the myths and legends since ancient times.
In "Shan Hai Jing", she is a strange bird; in "Historical Records", she is the head of a country; "Ji Xian Lu" is more specific, saying that she is in charge of the world's female immortals and a counterpart to with the East China Sea Yellow Emperor or Jade Emperor.
However, the ancient mythology is very complicated and divided into several systems and each system has different opinions.
One way of saying this is that The Heavenly Venerable is actually Pangu and Queen Mother Of The West is the daughter of Heavenly Venerable Lord.
One way of saying this is that the Western Queen Mother Of The West is the Head of the female Immortals and she is a part of a husband and wife with the Jade Emperor, that is, the East China Sea Jade Emperor. This argument is widely spread.
But in folklore, there are many hints that she and her husband are husbands and wives, such as the legend of "Lei Shishi".
This book is a hodgepodge( fantasy) of mythical characters and there is no unified mythology system of a certain sect. It is said that the ratio of Hu Wei is relatively large _(: з ∠) _ otherwise how to match Heavenly Venerable Lord with Bai Ze. Everyone can see it as happy, don't take this as a pure history, then you will make me be guilty.
Thanks for the chapter ｡◕‿◕｡
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