S.C.I Mystery vol 1, The Magic Killer Special Chapter 01: 100 Questions to Ask on a Special Chapter

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S.C.I Mystery vol 1, The Magic Killer Special Chapter 01: 100 Questions to Ask on a Special Chapter

Interviewed: Bai Jintang Gong-sun

Interview with host: Er Ya



Er Ya: May I ask your name? (trembling and shaking... These two are dangerous, best careful!)

Da Bai (glancing coldly): Bai Jintang.

Gong-sun: Huh.

Er Ya: So, what does "hum" mean?

Gong-sun: I'm not "humming" you!

Er Ya: That... That name...

Gong-sun (reluctantly): Gong-sun Ce.



Er Ya: Age? (Pink Curiosity)

Da Bai (laughs): I'm older than Yutang.

Er Ya: - Mouth - what kind of answer is that?

Gong-sun: same

Er Ya (crooked head): Is it the same age, or does it mean the same age as Little Bai?

Gong-sun (rolling the eyes): ...

Er Ya: T__T The pressure is so low...



Er Ya: Gender?

Da Bai: Heh.

Er Ya (shaking, shaking): Skip... Skip, skip!

Gong-sun: Huh.



Er Ya: How would you describe your own personality?

Da Bai: Perfect.

Gong-sun: Pervert!

Er Ya: 0-0 you?

Gong-sun (glared): I mean him!

Er Ye (patting chest): Oh, so you?

Gong-sun: Not good, not bad.



Er Ya: What do you think about the character of the other person?

Da Bai: Don't be weird!

Gong-sun: Pervert!

Gong-sun: Is that all you can say?

Gong-sun: (come to think of it)...... Big pervert...

Ear-ya: So cute........



Er Ya: When did the two meet? Where was it?

Da Bai: A month ago, S.C.I. doorstep.

Gong-sun: ....... I should have known better than to work overtime that day!

Da Bai (Getting closer): It's called fate.

Gong-sun: F8ck off!






Er Ya: What are your first impressions of each other?

Da Bai: Beauty...

Gong-sun: None!!!

Er Ya: What's an impression without an impression?

Gong-sun: Just a mammal, nothing else.

Er Ya: .......... -_-



Er Ya: What do you like about each other?

Da Bai: Starting with the hair or the toes?

Gong-sun: /////... (Flying scalpel) You go to hell!

Er Ya: ....... (Holding head)... It's dangerous being near you two!



Er Ya: What is it about each other do you hate?

Da Bai: Nothing! It's not too late for love!

Gong-sun: Everything about him!!!

Da Bai: Gong-sun, love goes to the depths and becomes hate...

Gong-sun: ... You are like the air! It doesn't exist! It doesn't exist!!!



Er Ya: Do you have a good relationship with each other?

Da Bai: It's a perfect match!

Gong-sun: Yuck me!



Er Ya: What do you call each other?

Gong-sun: Ahhhhhh, there's a lot more to try, like...

Gong-sun: Shut up! You shut up!

Er Ya (cautiously): Gong... Gong-sun, question...

Gong-sun (scowling): Can you call air names?



Er Ya: How would you like to be addressed by the other party?

Da Bai: Honey...

Gong-sun: Pervert!

Da Bai (satisfied): Yeah, that's not so bad...

Gong-sun: ........



Er Ya: If you use the animal analogy, what do you think the other person is?

Da Bai: Cute little fox.

Gong-sun: Pervert!

Da Bai: A pervert is not an animal.

Gong-sun: Get out of here! Stay three feet away from me!



Er Ya: If you had to give a gift to someone, what would you choose?

Da Bai: ................. This one, there's lots and lots of it........

Gong-sun: You! Don't even think about it! (Pouncing on people)

Da Bai reaches out (pinky caught).

"Let go!"

"No!"

"Get out of the way!"

"A kiss ~~"

"Ah!"

"Huh-huh-huh-huh."

Er Ya (covering her nose): clear the field, clear the field!!!



Er Ya: What kind of gift do you want?

Da Bai: Heh, heh, heh, heh.

Gong-sun: I want him gone!!!

Er Ya: Alas........



Er Ya: Any complaints about the other party? What's he like in general?

Da Bai: Well, to put it bluntly, he's just too awkward to look at, not get to eat!

Er Ya: You've eaten a lot, it seems!

Gong-sun: Why in the world is there a man like him? Why hasn't he disappeared?



Er Ya: What's your problem?

Da Bai: None. (Quick and easy!)

Gong-sun: None of your business!!!

Er Ya (wiping sweat): By nature, the two of you are quite similar...



Er Ya: What's wrong with about the other party?

Da Bai: So sexy, often unconsciously teasing me, but still won't let me eat!!!

Gong-sun: ////........ F8ck you!!!

New round of flying dagger fights.



Er Ya: What does the other person do that makes you unhappy?

Da Bai: Red apricot out of the wall...

Gong-sun: ....... I have to go!

Er Ya: Huh? You can't, I have to finish the topic.

Da Bai (in a very righteous manner): I'll help you catch him!!! (Flying!)



Gong-sun: Yah-ah-ah-ah

Er Ya: (T__T fingering!) You want to eat bean curd?



Er Ya: What do you do that makes the other person unhappy?

Da Bai: ....... It's like he's unhappy with everything I do (helplessly).

Gong-sun: That's like a human saying!!!

Da Bai: ... ...Gong-sun, you're so talkative!

Gong-sun: Get out of here!






Er Ya: To what extent do you two have a relationship?

Da Bai: (Frustrated) I have snacks all the time, I can't eat the main meal, and I need strong beans for dinner.

Er Ya: (glancing) You know...

Gong-sun: I have nothing to do with him.



Er Ya: Where did you go on a first date?

Da Bai: I think it's at his house.

Gong-sun: (surprised?) When did I ever go out with you?

Da Bai: At Chen Jing, that time, we're still...

Gong-sun: (Threw a chair) Shut up!



Er Ya: What was the atmosphere like between the two?

Da Bai: Heh ~~~ Very good, very good, regret not having a good grasp!!.

Gong-sun: ......... Next question!!!

Er Ya (boldly): No skipping.

Gong-sun: ......... regret

Da Bai, Er Ya: Shocked

Da Bai: Gong-sun, do you regret it too? It's not my head that's hot. We'll find a place to continue.

Gong-sun: ...you go! ...you go! I do regret letting you in!!!!



Er Ya: How far did it go in?

Da Bai: (Snapping fingers) One third!

Er Ya: (wiping nosebleed) Please be specific!!!

Da Bai: (into sweet memories) ~~~~~

Gong-sun: You all go to hell!!!!!!!!!! (The scene is once again plunged into swordsmanship!)



Er Ya: What are the regular dating spots?

Da Bai: S.C.I.

Gong-sun: Who goes on a police station for a date?

Da Bai: High-quality goods needs no advertising!

Er Ya: ... You're right!



Er Ya: What kind of preparations do you make for each other's birthdays?

Da Bai: Ah! Gong-sun, when is your birthday? I give myself to you!

Gong-sun: You better disappear... Get your hands off me!



Er Ya: Which side professed love first?

Da Bai: Me!

Gong-sun: Where did you say that?...... (Self-conscious speechlessness, blushing)

Da Bai: (wolf laughs) Ho-ho-ho, is that what you're so upset about? (Rubs chin)



Er Ya: How much do you like each other?

Da Bai: Think as much like you like!!!

Gong-sun: ........

Ear-ya: -- Mouth – You didn't say no? (Glancing at Da Bai): You're in! Come on!



Er Ya: So, do you love each other?

Da Bai: bullshit!

Gong-sun: Bullshit!

Er Ya: oo... What do you mean, "oo..."?



Er Ya: What does the other person say that you find it hard to say no to?

Da Bai: I want...

Gong-sun: Shut up! Shut up! (Fists swinging)



Er Ya: What would you do if you felt the other person was suspected of changing their mind?

Da Bai: Kill the Adulterer/Wife

Gong-sun: ......... Let's celebrate!!!!

Er Ye: Don't regret it!

Da Bai (hugging Gong-sun): Don't worry, I won't!!!

Gong-sun: ........ ...///////






Er Ya: Can you forgive the other person for changing their heart?

Da Bai: He didn't stand a chance!

Er Ya: Yes, you've killed all your opponents!

Gong-sun: Thank goodness!!!

Da Bai: Stiff Mouth!



Er Ya: What do you do if the other person is more than an hour late for a date?

Da Bai: Wait!

Gong-sun: Who would date air!!!



Er Ya: What is your favorite part of each other's bodies?

Da Bai: ............! That's a great question! Let me elaborate....

Gong-sun: //////........ (Rushed up to cover his mouth, was caught and ravaged)

Audience: Er Ya is not going to make it!



Er Ya: What is the other person's sexy expression?

Da Bai: He is synonymous with sexy!!!

Er Ya: - Mouth - God - God - God - God

Gong-sun: Only see the hooligans coming!!!!



Er Ya: What is the thing that makes your heart race the most when the two are together?

Anytime, anywhere... Like right now!

Gong-sun: ////........ NO!!!

Er Ya: So what are you blushing about?



Er Ya: Have you ever lied to each other? Are you good at telling lies?

Da Bai: Hate!

Gong-sun: No need!!!



Er Ya: What do you feel happiest when you're doing?

Da Bai: Of course it's that thing.

Er Ya: (seriously) Which one?

Gong-sun: /////!!!!!!!! Don't say it! Shut up!



Er Ya: Ever had a fight?

Da Bai: ....... It's always been fighting.

Gong-sun: You know that, don't you?

Da Bai: It's called a good mood!

Gong-sun: Get out!



Er Ya: What kind of quarrels are they?

Da Bai: The Lover's Kind.

Gong-sun: Deep hatred!!!



Er Ya: How do you make up afterward?

Da Bai: Just a kiss...

Gong-sun: Pervert! Rascals! Bug!!!!

Er Ya: (clapping his hands) This time there’s a lot of swearing!



Er Ya: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Da Bai: Hope!!!

Gong-sun: I'm a forensic scientist!!!



Er Ya: When does it make you feel loved?

Da Bai: When he talks for me.

Gong-sun: When have I ever spoken for you?

Da Bai: (Intimate) against the crab.

Gong-sun: It's none of your business, that's sticking to justice!!!

You're so cute...

Gong-sun: ....... Hmmm........

Er Ya: I feel a little dizzy.

Next to the audience: Little Ya, is that all blood? Call an ambulance!



Er Ya: When does it make you think that maybe he doesn't love me anymore?

Da Bai: Speaking of which, most of the time, it's...

Er Ya: Comrades we still have work to do!

Gong-sun: ....... I don't know!!!






Er Ya: What is your method of expressing love?

Da Bai: Action! Let's go! Move again!

Gong-sun: Vivisection!!!

Er Ya, Da Bai: ...... cold



Er Ya: What do you think are the flowers that match with each other?

Da Bai: lily.

Gong-sun: Hogweed!!!

Er Ya: ---^^^^^^^^^ That's not a flower...



Er Ya: Are you hiding something from each other?

Da Bai: We don't have enough - "understanding."

Gong-sun: You rascal!



Er Ya: What kind of complex do you have?

Da Bai: The Love Affair...

Gong-sun: ....... Let me die.......



Er Ya: Is the relationship between the two of you out or private?

Da Bai: Who dares not admit it?

Gong-sun: ....... No problem! It doesn't matter! NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!



Er Ya: Do you think that love with each other will last forever?

Da Bai: Of course!

Gong-sun: I'm going back!



Er Ya: Uh, that, the next 50 questions, I can't ask them until the plot gets there...

Da Bai (snatching it up): (turns heart to heart) Gong-sun Ah! Let's take it back and explore how we are going to answer them...

Gong-sun: ////////... ...let go, I want to go home!!! ...don't pull me!!!

Da Bai: Gong-sun! Kisses, we're going to try that right now!!!

Gong-sun: Yah-ah-ah-ah-ah



The show ended when the host was hospitalized with blood loss due to the chaos

Above!







100 questions about the Mouse and the Cat.

Er Ya: May I ask your name? (I'm so excited. I'm so much more handsome than in the photo...)

Er Bai: (squinting) Cat'er, would you first see if this host has a problem?

Zhan Yao: (gauging～～) She's on the edge～～ Let's try to mess with her～～

Good!

Two clenched fists.

Poor Er Ya: I can be replaced...

Two: Eight will do!

Er Ya: - Mouth - What two black ones names?

Er Bai: Cut the crap!

Er Ya: Yes... Okay... (Watch carefully at Zhan Yao, you?)

Zhan Yao: (Pat the host on the shoulder) Zhan Yao.

Er Ya: (surprised) It’s a sure surprise you didn't hypnotize or give any hints to me...

Zhan Yao: (laughs) No...

Er Ya: T___T What to do? It could really be messed by the end.

Are you done? Next question!!!



Er Ya: Age?

Er Bai: .......

Zhan Yao: (snip) I'm a day older than him!

Er Ya: - Mouth - that - what exactly? How old are you?

Zhan Yao: (laughs) a day older than him!

(Cautiously turned his head to look at Er Bai) you?

Er Bai: ....... He's a day older than me.

Er Ya: ........ Why didn't you say that you were a day younger than him?

Er Bai: You're nosy.

Er Ya Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.



Er Ya: Gender? (Struggling to climb back)

Er Bai: Don't you see?

Er Ya: (Seriously) ~ ~ Watching the Hachibana ~ ~ I need to look more closely... (wiping nosebleed)

Audience: Ya Ya, it's only the third question... What will be of you when it's over?

Er Ya: (Struggling) Don't pull me... (Er Bai wants to see Zhan Yao's abs...)

Zhan Yao: ....... (Smiling at the audience) Pull her over.

Audience: (Collective stare, let go...)

(coll.) yahoo (loanword)

Ya Ya kicked...

Yaya: Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah.



Er Ya: How is your own personality?

Er Bai: Perfect...

Er Ya: ... Chill... Two brothers in one!

Zhan Yao: Very good.

Er Ya: ............. I'm not sure what to do....



Er Ya: What do you think about the character of the other person?

Er Bai: Perfect...

Zhan Yao: Not too bad.

Er Ya: ...Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, is this love?

Er Bai: But I'm a little better.

Zhan Yao: I'm better...

Er Bai: I'm okay

Zhan Yao: Hi

Er Ya: Ahem, ahem, public places, flirting, please be careful.



Er Ya: When did the two meet? Where is it?

Er Bai: In the hospital when he was born.

Zhan Yao: In hospital, one day after I was born.

Ya Ya: That, Zhao Yan, Er BAi knows you're a day older than he is, Ya Ya used to repeat that over and over again!!!



Er Ya: What are your first impressions of each other?

Er Bai: Forgot.

Zhan Yao: How is it possible to remember?

Er Ya: ...who wrote this setting? ...who wrote this setting? ...






Er Ya: What do you like about each other?

White: All of them...

Zhan Yao: .......... Ahem..........

Er Ya +Er Bai: (erect ears) shrimp?

Zhan Yao: I told you, it's you guys who heard me!!! /////



Er Ya: What is it about hating each other?

Er Bai: Nothing.

Zhan Yao: .......... Ahem.........

Er Ya + Er Bai: .......again!

Zhan Yao: (blushing) You guys have bad ears.



Er Ya: How do you feel about each other?

Er Bai: Great!

Er Ya + Er Bai: No more "cough cough"

Zhan Yao: ....... It's okay.......



Er Ya: What do you call each other?

Er Bai: There are many, generally I call him Cat'er, or something related to cats.

Zhan Yao: Little Bai, Yutang, and also related to Mouse or Rats.

Er Ya: (Nodding) Is that a good answer?



Er Ya: How would you like to be addressed by the other party?

Er Bai: Dear...

Zhan Yao: Shut up~~ Don't say it!

Er Ya: (pulling kitty coat horn) You?

Zhan Yao: (blushing)....... Ahem.

Er Ya: (Rolling) Ya Ya hears Ya Ya hears Ya Ya hears ~~~~~

(Bring the cat to me) It's okay, let's talk when there's no one there.

Audience: Yaya, you've got another nosebleed!



Er Ya: If you use the animal analogy, what do you think the other person is?

Er Bai: Cat

Zhan Yao: Rat

Er Ya: That never seems to change...



Er Ya: If you had to give a gift to someone, what would you choose?

Er Bai: himself.

Zhan Yao: Full kitchenware

Earl + Er Bai: (Despise) You're giving it to yourself, right?



Er Ya: What kind of gift do you want?

Er Bai: Him

Zhan Yao: ........ Him... Letting me drive.

Ears + Er Bai: shrimp?

Cat'er, I'm not as attractive as a car?

Zhan Yao: ... ... You never let me drive.

Er Bai: (unbuttoned) I know, you must not know enough about me, I'll show you...

Audience + Aya: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow

Zhan Yao: (fly flap blanket) No off!!! You have an exposure fetish! Don't show them!

Audience + Ya Ya: What?



Er Bai: Cat'er, You've really got it in you to show it to people...

Zhan Yao: Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Audience + Yaya: Good job Little Bai! Paper towels! Get the tissues!






Er Ya: Is there anything you're not happy with about the other person? What's it like in general?

Er Bai: Basically not, if you have to have it, you won't let me do it.

Zhan Yao: ... >





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