Chapter 15: Rumors

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Chapter 15: Rumors

"Aren't you going to fight? Let's fight now!" Lao Jun threw a candy bean into his mouth and came over with a smile.

"Hum!" Li Jing was tied with a rope to his waist, but his hand could still move. He took the first initiative and he wanted to punch Lao Jun first. Lao Jun ducked and patted a crane on the butt. The crane was frightened and flew up.

Ordinary cranes naturally can't carry such a heavy child, besides the fact that the child is still wearing a suit of armor. But Imperial Jade Hall's crane has long been immortal, not to mention taking a child, but he is usually carrying Heavenly Venerable Lord to the South China Sea with no problem. So Li Jing was carried away by the crane.

A group of children stared up at the top and Yue Lao whispered, "Will Bai Ze come out later and scold us?"

"I saw absolutely nothing." Lao Jun turned around and went to the bamboo grove, pretending to be digging insects. Queen Mother spits her tongue and pulls Yue Lao aside to turn the flower rope. Fu Li was silent for a moment and looked up to see Bai Ze coming back from the pancake.

"Come and eat," Bai Ze said, smiling at the children and looking around. "Where's Li Jing?"

Lao Jun took a pancake and ran away without answering Bai Ze's words. Queen Mother came over and took two pieces, ready to take them to Yue Lao, who was still holding a flower rope on one side. Fu Li is sitting on the praying mat, unmoved.

"Queen Mother, where did Li Jing go?" Bai Ze feels that the situation is a bit wrong. In the past, Lao Jun would surely be the first to complain if Li Jing naughtily ran aside to play with bamboo horses, and Queen Mother would follow suit and say a few words, but now she was silent.

"Well... he was pulled by the crane." Queen Mother took a bite of the pancake and said vaguely.

"What?" Bai Ze immediately turned to look at the jade pond, where there were originally two long-legged white-feathered cranes, gracefully combing white feathers in the water every day and drinking dew. Now, there's only one left.

Recently, these smaller guys hid in Imperial Jade Hall, eating and drinking with Bai Ze. The celestial fairies all thought that several immortals in Imperial Jade Hall listened to Heavenly Venerable Lord and dared not disturb them. If they suddenly saw little Li Jing tied to the crane's feet, they didn't know what the expression would be.

Bai Ze quickly laid down the pancake in his hand and was ready to chase it.

"I'll go with you." Fu Li got up slowly. He keeps the crane and naturally listens to his call.

Bai Ze heard that Heavenly Venerable Lord was responsible for not taking good care of Li Jing. Sure enough, even as a child, Heavenly Venerable Lord is the most reliable one. Bai Ze nodded, picked up Fu Li and walked away. Suddenly he stopped, picked up a pancake and stuffed it into Fu Li's hand. "Eat this on the road."

Fu Li looked at Bai Ze, raised his hand gracefully, took it slowly and looked down at the cake in his hand. It didn't look like it was made very well. Some places were still pasty. Looking up at Bai Ze, Fu Li Heavenly Venerable Lord, looking expectantly at him, touched his pale little lip and took a tentative bite. The smell of burnt bread, passed through the tip of the tongue, with a strong spirit, it was unexpected, good taste...

Bai Ze was delighted to see that Fu Li liked to eat. I don't know if it's because of their marriage, Bai Ze can't help thinking better about Fu Li. Seeing that he likes his pancakes, his mood brightens up. Even Li Jing's anxiety about being taken away by cranes is a little less.

But Li Jing was tied to the legs of cranes and flew all the way out from Imperial Jade Hall. Below were the foggy pavilions and ponds, with fairies appearing from time to time? However, we have long been accustomed to flying over the head of all kinds of fairy birds, and will not look up.

Since becoming a child, Li Jing has never been able to fly to the clouds again. At the moment, he is flying around with a crane. He feels it was very funny and he was excited to dance.

"Wow, fly, fly up to the sky, and protect your majesty!" The little Li Jing himself imagined his own scenario.

The crane just flew slowly and leisurely, ignoring the noisy child on its legs, and flew straight to an octagonal pavilion, landed lightly on the top of the pavilion, and began to comb its feathers leisurely.

This pavilion, at the intersection of two streams, has a snow-white crane pacing gracefully in the water. The crane at the top of the pavilion stopped to comb its feathers and looked at the one in the water.

Li Jing dragged the crane's feathers and motioned it to continue flying. The crane remained motionless. I had to do it by myself, the red rope was removed, and I looked down on the cornice. It seemed to be a little too high to jump down.

In the pavilion, several fairies were chatting.

"Yesterday I went to send Yue Lao his usual nectar, but no one was there." The Baihua Fairy said a strange thing. Yue Lao is very busy every day and will never leave the Imperial Palace under the moon if there was no major events.

"I heard he went to Imperial Jade Hall, too." Big Dipper Star Lord with envy.

"So did Yue Lao?" The Lily fairy was somewhat surprised. Lao Jun's madness will naturally go to the Imperial Jade hall if he has the chance to argue with Heavenly Venerable Lord; Queen Mother likes to join in this kind of excitement, and it's normal to listen to them arguing; Li Jing has a bad temper and is said that the Jade Emperor appointed him to listen to Taoism teaching to calm himself.

As for Yue Lao, he does not need a profound way of being a celestial being in charge of marriage. And Yue Lao has never been ambitious. Why did he suddenly get the hang of it?

"Yue Lao and Lao Jun are of the same generation. They are supposed to have been called there for some important things." Big Dipper Star Lord took the pot on the table indifferently and poured a cup of 100-flower wine.

This is the wine made by Baihua Fairy. It's very sweet. He always likes to chat with the Baihua Fairy, in fact, for the sake of rubbing pots and drinking wine. Hundreds of flowers brew delicious, with the same purpose as Big Dipper Star Lord, and Qian Li Yan Shunfeng'er brothers.

"Is Bai Ze still in heaven?" The Baihua Fairy looked at the two brothers who had never spoken and asked.

"Yes, he hasn't been going out, and I'm in Imperial Jade Hall." Qian Li Yan casually said. Nothing big or small happened in heaven can escape their eyes and ears, and everyone is accustomed to inquiring about news with them.

Hearing this, Baihua Fairy's expression was somewhat strange: "Bai Ze, do you want to hear it?" Bai Ze is a god beast in ancient times. He doesn't need to practice Taoism. He just sleeps on his stomach. What does he do when he stays in Imperial Jade Hall? Moreover, Bai Ze had told her earlier that it was frightening to see Heavenly Venerable Lord's cold face. How could he run to hear Heavenly Venerable Lord's argument?

Because Bai Ze has to take care of the gods who have become children. He is going to be fur cushions for those kids. They're going to cook pancakes for them! Hairy hairs will drop. Ha ha ha ha...

Qian Li Yan and Shunfeng'er looked at each other and saw the strong desire in each other's eyes. I want to say, I want to say...

However, the ban imposed by The Jade Emperor is still overhead and nothing can be said. Qian Li Yan was suffocating and his face turned purple and he took a deep breath. "Oh, you don't know, Heavenly Venerable Lord loves Bai Ze very much. He has lived in Imperial Jade Hall since Bai Ze came to heaven..."

The Lily fairy's eyes lit up: "Huh? Come on, what's the matter?

Big Dipper Star Lord also lowered his glass and raised his ears for follow-up.

Heavenly Venerable Lord has been so cold for thousands of years, with a long beard covering his face and looking dull. But it is said that Heavenly Venerable Lord himself is one of the most beautiful men in nine days and ten places, but unfortunately he is always reluctant to show his true face. And Fu Li has never wanted anything. He has never seen anyone he cares about. Now he shows his love for Bai Ze. This is the first time in the world.

"Heavenly Venerable Lord now likes to sleep on Bai Ze, Bai Ze, that hair you don't know, click..." Qian Li Yan spoke decently.

"Bai Ze agreed?" Big Dipper Star Lord is a little incredulous, because he knows Bai Ze well. Although Swiss beast is kind, he doesn't like to be touched by other people, let alone sleep on him. Over the years, he has also seen Bai Ze hunch over a child in the human world. He wants to scrape around and get sprayed.

"Agree, how can he disagree? He's happy, "Shunfeng'er interrupted reluctantly." Last night I heard Bai Ze say to Heavenly Venerable Lord, ‘What's the marriage line between you and me?’... "

"Ah?" Baihua fairy was so frightened that she knocked over the wine pot in hand, marriage line? Bai Ze and Heavenly Venerable Lord?

"Pooh -" Big Dipper Star Lord just took a sip of wine and sprayed it out instantly, choking for a while. "You two just made up a story. You don't want to talk about it, just make fun of us." Said this, waved his sleeves, wiped the liquor, shook his head and left.

The Lily fairy glared at Shunfeng'er, grabbed the bottle he had just grabbed, swung around and followed Big Dipper Star Lord fluttering away.

"I'm telling the truth..." Shunfeng'er whispered.

"Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. Oh, it's lonely!" Qian Li Yan shook his head and sighed.

Li Jing heard these words clearly on the pavilion and was already fuming with anger. These two big mouths, do not know what to do their business, even here to arrange a rumor badmouthing Bai Ze and Heavenly Venerable Lord, it is absolutely unforgivable. This excitement made him slip and fell down.

Shunfeng'er heard the noise, immediately raised his head, unconsciously reached out to pick it up, and steadily caught the little Li Jing falling down.

"Ya, Marshal... Ouch!" Shunfeng'er was punched by Li Jing in the eye socket before he finished saying a word.

"Marshal, what are you doing?" Qian Li Yan hurried to pull the rack and was beaten up.

Although Li Jing has shrunk, his strength in hitting people is not weak at all. In a few moments, he beat the two brothers all over his head. Without knowing the situation, they began to run around with their heads in their arms and were chased by little Li Jing for a good fight.

When Nezha followed Bai Ze to look for his father, he saw this scene. One of the first two big men came up and held Li Jing in his arms. "Father, what are you doing?"

"These two bastards said that Mr. Bai Ze had an affair with Heavenly Venerable Lord, and I am so angry!" Li Jing pedaling his short legs and hitting people.

Bai Ze was standing with Fu Li in his arms, and when he heard this, his face turned red: "Hu... What nonsense!"

The author has something to say: small theatre:

Heavenly Venerable Lord: nonsense.

Li Jing: that is true, Heavenly Venerable Lord.

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