I’ll Still Love You Even if You’re a Man 2 《你是男的我也爱》Ni Shi Nan De Wo Ye Ai
I’ll Still Love You Even if You’re a Man 2, Chapter 12: Everyone's acting suspiciously.
Early in the morning, Mai Ding got up and rang the alarm, he looked at An Ziyan next to him, "You're not going to the graduation ceremony today?"
"I will think about it." An Ziyan replied confusedly, Mai Ding didn't ask any more questions, his routine Mai Ding had been familiar with, he would hide in the shadows when he was mass-programming himself, and wait until he showed up when he made a fool of himself, Mai Ding smiled as if he was IQ250 above An Ziyan, got up and packed up as if nothing had happened, and left.
Although the school wasn't far away, Mai Ding figured it would be safer to take the bus around the school's main entrance and enter through the north gate today, changing the old pattern and catching him off guard. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Lately, Mai Ding is always goofing off about his high IQ and good acting.
Getting on the bus, Mai Ding was only relieved when he found a seat against the window and sat down, looking out the window at the students who were walking towards the school like him, before he belatedly realized something. Today is his last day at school, and all he thinks about these days is how to deal with An Ziyan, but he is torn between the future, facing the worries of society again, and not knowing what he will do when he leaves school... He forgets all about it, and every day he wonders what tricks An Ziyan will play, and every day he has fun. That guy didn't do it on purpose, did he? The idea just bubbled up and Mai Ding put it out with a messy stick, how could he be so thoughtful!
At this time, a lanky man in a black suit sat beside Mai Ding, wearing a suit on a hot day and looking strange, Mai Ding immediately became alert. Didn't think changing course would follow suit, look what he's trying to do! But two minutes passed and the man in the suit did not move, instead Mai Ding was tortured to the point of fidgeting, so what's the trick? Even though he gritted his teeth in his heart and called out, the other party was slow to make a move, it was still good to get off first, strange, according to reason should have arrived at the station, Mai Ding muttered in a small voice, "Why hasn't the bus arrived at the North Gate Station yet?"
The man in the suit next to him made a comment in a sullen voice, "You won't get there."
Mai Ding stared in horror, could it be that he had run into a death bus that wouldn't even carry a living person all the way to the y-interval road? What a reason such a clichéd horror story would encounter on its own, arranged by An Ziyan of course!!!
Mai Ding couldn't hold it in any longer, and the emotions that were piling up inside exploded. As soon as he grabbed the man in the suit by the collar: "What is it this time, say, is it another arrest for child molestation! Say it!"
"What are you? What are you talking about?" The man in the suit was puzzled.
"I'm not afraid at all! Come on! Tie me up! Threaten me! Can we take some other route? That's all it took to get back and forth?" The man in the suit didn't know what to say for a moment, and now even everyone in the bus is strangely looking at Mai Ding, Mai Ding smiled with a cold face, and looked not to mention how smug: "Still pretending, pretending to be quite like it, trying to cheat me when you are still young, go back and tell An Ziyan, this scam is not new at all, this suit is still the same as the one worn last time." Mai Ding pulls on the man's suit: "How come it's just you, is An Ziyan short on funds?" Then Mai Ding looked at the dozen or so people on the bus and realized: "You are not all sent by him, can you do something right, think you are all extra actors, alas, it's too sad." Mai Ding walked over to the driver with his hand again: "Am I not allowed to get out of the car yet? How are you going to scare me later when you're ready to turn your head around with a faceless mask on? Ouch, I'm so scared, will you guys leave me alone?" The driver looked at Mai Ding with a strange look on his face, as if he had escaped from some hospital with ungodly disease.
Upon arriving at the station, the man in the suit and the driver together invited Mai Ding out of the bus, who was still sneering, "Embarrassed to be recognized by me, right?" No one wanted to talk to him, Mai Ding pointed at the crowd in the car and rebuked, "A group of people's boss is not small, can't you do something right? How much has that bastard paid you to betray your character and your self-respect!"
Mai Ding, who was left on the platform, watched the bus started and leave, his face full of smugness until it gradually became clear how many ways the bus was away from the route he was supposed to take, and then his smile slowly, slowly faded. He's on the wrong bus! So the man in the suit said that because he wanted to remind himself of it? So, what just happened, no, it can't be. Now that I think about it, if I was in the wrong car, An Ziyan couldn't have predicted it.
Mai Ding wanted to rush to the road, lying cross-legged in the middle, to end his own funny life, just now he acted like a madman and what the hell was he doing ah, he thought of the eyes of the man in the suit, the eyes of the driver, the eyes of the ten or so people in the car, maybe he would never forget that kind of eyes in his life. Calm down! Stay calm! This must never be told to anyone! Only heaven and earth know, themselves and a group of strangers know, and no one will find out.
By the time he reached the North School gate, Mai Ding had already sorted out his emotions and forced the unpleasant memories to the back of his mind to continue dealing with An Ziyan, he looked left and right, feeling that everyone was suspicious.
"Mai Ding." Someone not far away called out to Mai Ding, it was the class leader, the more that lewd face looked the more suspicious, Mai Ding twitched his eyes and looked the class leader up and down.
"What are you looking at me for?"
"It's nothing, what a coincidence that the school is so big, by accident you met me." Mai Ding muttered words in his mouth that the class leader didn't hear, and he shook the bread he had just bought in his hand: "Have you had breakfast, would you like some?" There's drugs in there! There must be drugs! It could be one of those sex pills, it could be sleeping pills, and then do whatever the hell you want to me!
"Why aren't you eating?" Mai Ding said coldly.
"I just ate ah, you're being weird today."
Mai Ding took the bread and put it to his mouth, suddenly stopped, and turned his head to stare at the squad leader again: "Did you succeed in stealing happiness in your mind for that second just now?"
"Mai Ding, I didn't understand what every word you said meant." Just as the class leader's words fell, Mai Ding rudely shoved the bread into the class leader's mouth, and then extended his righteous finger to point at the class leader: "You and I are both class cadres, I used to respect you, but I didn't expect you to do such a thing and let me eat bread, I despise you!" After saying that indignantly threw down the class leader and left, the class leader let alone how aggrieved, mouth full of bread stammered, "Is it a big mistake to kindly invite someone to eat a loaf of bread these days?"
He was not far away, but Mai Ding came across a girl in his class and called him.
"Mai Ding, what are your thoughts after graduation?" The girl asked.
Trying to seduce me! Mai Ding clasped his hands: "I don't have any crush on you, and you're a girl who should have a bit of a shame, don't sell out your looks for An Ziyan's casual words. I am of fairly high quality and will not easily move mortal hearts, and lustful seduction is useless."
"Who wanted to seduce you?"
"Not giving up?" Mai Ding shot a meaningful gaze from the girl's chest to her thighs in a super-short skirt, and before he had time to speak, the girl lifted his bag and smashed it on Mai Ding's head, running away in anger.
~ I’ll Still Love You Even if You’re a Man 2 (Sequel) ~
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Ergh I hate this chapter. Am I the only one who doesn’t like these awful pranks An Ziyan plays on Mai Ding? He is my baby and needs to be protected.
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