Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan
Chapter 8: The Red threadline
Bai Ze: "..."
This is a strange thing to listen to, so Bai Ze couldn't help but feel a chilling cold, only to realize that it was very difficult for Heavenly Venerable Lord to change his hands. As a temporary teacher, he should be timely in praising him so, he quickly put on a smile.
"Fu Li, you are too great, how did you do it?" The hands held by Bai Ze's hands gradually shrank back and became the little hands like previous.
"According to what you said, the collection of mana in one place can actually make body part become bigger, but the time period is very short." Fu Li made a summary in a simple and clear way, consorted the wordless book and recorded his own experience in it. These experiences are very useful and must be written down in case the next time the reincarnation cycle repeats.
After doing this, Fu Li looked at Bai Ze's head. Bai Ze was stunned and looked down at a serious Heavenly Venerable Lord: "What..."
When he finished, he saw a little Fu Li's mouth open and he yawned and the clear eyes were stained with a mist.
It turned out the toddler is sleepy.
From the last time he slept on Bai Ze furry head, Heavenly Venerable Lord liked that furry personal warmed up bed. Bai Ze body is like a warm rug.
Bai Ze regained his understanding and returned to the original shape, kneeling on the ground. Fu Li climbed up on his hair, then slept on the back of Bai Ze's back, his head resting on Bai Ze head and he was rubbing his face between the furry hairs.
The next day, the Jade Emperor sent the Queen Mother Of The West on time and threw her at the entrance of the Heaven Imperial Court Hall. He did not even say anything to Bai Ze he just turned and left.
"Wow wow--" The screaming girl cries woke up Bai Ze who was still asleep, Li Jing rolled down from the jade seat and landed face first on the floor and quickly put on the clothes hiding his naked chest from the girl.
"Oh, don't cry Queen Mother Of The West." Bai Ze changed to a human figure, scratching his head and turning around the Queen Mother Of The West and he raised his hands to pick her up. the Queen Mother Of The West-mother struggled to be let go she was jumping down, she was holding the jade pillar on the gate of the Heavens Imperial Court Hall and not letting go of it she was looking at the direction of the High Heavens Hall and crying.
"Jade Emperor does not want you anymore.!" Lâo Jun stuck his tongue and made faces at the Queen Mother Of The West.
In this case, the Queen Mother Of The West suddenly cries became even more fierce.
"He will pick you up at night, don't listen to Lâo Jun." Bai Ze took a look at Lâo Jun and motioned him to hand over a candy.
Lâo Jun hugged his gourd and after he hesitated for a long time he poured out three candies. He picked the smallest one and the other two were poured back in and he sealed it. "Here take this one" Lâo Jun put a candy bean in front of the Queen Mother Of The West.
"I don't want it.." Queen Mother Of The West turned her head and slapped Lâo Jun's hand.
"I want it! I want it!" Li Jing ran like a gust of wind, rolled up the candy and ran off.
"Who said I gave it to you!" Lâo Jun immediately chased after him and the two began to run around the yard.
"What do you want then?" Bai Ze patiently asked, as a Benevolent Beast, his temper is still very good, especially when facing children.
"I want to my husband... oh..." the Queen Mother Of The West twitched and said. She felt that since she had become a toddler the Jade Emperor must have changed his mind. He did not even like the cloud of chicken legs that she made for him.
"How can you be sure?" Fu Li floated over and looked at the Queen Mother Of The West with a blank expression.
"Ah?" the Queen Mother Of The West sucked her nose and looked at the Heavenly Venerable Lord Fu Li who was floating in front of her.
"What else is abnormal about Jade Emperor?" Fu Li was coming over and asked her. The chicken leg cloud thing that she was spoken about yesterday. At that time, the Queen Mother Of The West did not cry. He r crying was so fierce this morning that it couldn't be about what happened yesterday. Although she became a toddler but the instinct of the immortal, still can make the Queen Mother Of The West cry like this, it is estimated that there is something else that happened.
The Queen Mother Of The West bit and ground her teeth: "Isn't it because of the Nine-Tail Fox fairy!" There is a Nine-Tail Fox that has recently been upgraded from spirit into a fairy. Because she swayed and danced very well, the Jade Emperor stayed in the High Heavens Hall to watch her dance. The fox has always kept her duty and respected the Jade Emperor. No one knows what happened last night. She suddenly threw a coquettish wink at the Jade Emperor.
"Welcome..... the Jade Emperor we thank you for returning to the Hall." Nine-Tail Fox danced in the hall and the Jade Emperor called her and she stood up, she was faintly looking up with a pair of lazy eyes and sweet words.
The Jade Emperor was stunned and seemed to be confused.
The Nine-Tail Fox smiled and left. When she left, the Jade Emperor squinted.
The Jade Emperor was confused for a moment and then he patted his head.
"You tell, did he change his mind about not having a concubine?" Queen Mother Of The West asked while crying
Bai Ze coughed: "I don't think so..."
For thousands of years, the Jade Emperor has never been enamored by a beautiful woman and the Nine-Tail Fox is beautiful woman again. Although the Jade Emperor's character is not very good, but with Bai Ze understanding of the Jade Emperor, the guy is unlikely to do this kind of thing to flirt with other woman in his wife's face
"Ah..." Queen Mother Of The West still kept crying, Bai Ze could not stand this so he had to forgo the Immortal Gods studies and only put the Nine-Tail Fox matter in advance and took the Queen Mother Of The West to find The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao Matchmaker God .
"Let's find a red rope from The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao and you will be with the Jade Emperor." The old red thread line, is called the red thread of fate(marriage), and it can set the marriages of the world. Anyone who is led by the red thread line is a good person. As long as the red thread line is continuous, you can only love who the red thread line of fate is tied to.
When the Queen Mother Of The West listened to this, she stopped crying and nodded and raised her arms to Bai Ze neck. Bai Ze bent over and picked up the Queen Mother Of The West. The other little guys in the yard heard that he was going to the Ghoul Hall Under The Moon and he was clamoring to go.
"No." Bai Ze thought and even if he did not want to refuse, in the Ghoul Hall Under The Moon, the land is hall filled with clay sculpture representing the mortals, the red thread line ties two clay sculptures, with means of fate binding the fate of these two people represented by the clay figures. The two naughty toddler Lâo Jun and Li Jing, after they went, may make troubles. If a red thread line of a fated couple is messed up or the clay figurine is overturned and break.... it will be a big disaster.
"I am going with you." Heavenly Venerable Lord Fu Li suddenly opened his mouth.
Bai Ze looked at Fu Li's serious face, how is it that the problem is perceived by Heavenly Venerable Lord? He had no time to think about it, Bai Ze nodded and took two small toddlers to go down to the Hall.
After a few days without going out, Bai Ze felt that the atmosphere of the heavens seemed a bit strange.
"What the--" a loud phoenix cry smashed through the sky. When Bai Ze looked up, he saw a huge phoenix flying overhead. The bright red feathers covered the sky and the wings flapped like a cloud. When it passed, the white clouds were lit up and turned into a reddish red clouds. The only fire phoenix in the Three Realms is the Phoenix King.
Immediately behind Phoenix King, there is a colorful five colors peacock. The peacock was extremely fast. It instantly wrapped around the front of the Phoenix King and dances around it . Then, it slowly unfolds the gorgeous tail feather.
"The Five Colored Peacock Qing Yao Immortal Monarch, is this ... openly flirting?" Standing in the middle of Southern Heavenly Gates, Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God, flicked his eyes.
"Phoenix King is a male bird?" Shun Feng Er The Deity Guardian of Goddess Mazu Temple wide open his mouth, "The Five Colored Peacock Qing Yao Immortal Monarch is also ... A male bird..."
"The public morals are going to Hell!" The Giant Spirit who sat behind them holding his drink sighed, now the heaven is more and more chaotic.
Bai Ze is also very surprised. He remembers that Phoenix King had already belonged to someone, but definitely not this male peacock. The phoenix is the king of a hundred birds. Although his glory is high, but he is also under the jurisdiction of the Phoenix King and to dare to flirt the king openly, this peacock really... Has courage.
Phoenix King saw the peacock open his back tail in a wide spread and he actually stayed hovering in place for a while, then the Phoenix King suddenly spurt fire.
"Ah!" The peacock was burnt and screamed and hurriedly put away the tail feathers to prevent more damage. At this time, Phoenix King had already flown in front of him and was just a bit sullen.
"Ah!" The peacock was even more miserable. Phoenix King ruthlessly crooned against it. With the most primitive method of birds, he consoled his head and let him stop screaming.
Bai Ze regained his gaze, shook his head, held the Queen Mother Of The West and took Fu Li and turned away. Fu Li stretched out his hand and caught a fallen peacock feather. The color was very beautiful and he put it into his sleeve.
"Hey? Who is the one being carried by Bai Ze?" The Giant Spirit saw Bai Ze's group and he was very curious. He turned around and asked the gossip gods around him to listen to Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God.
"This..." Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God sneaked a peek at Bai Ze, especially wanting to speak two sentences, but he couldn't say anything. In the face of the giant bronze god's big eyes, he just looked red. Fortunately, he is a red skinned God and no one can see it when he is blushing.
However, there are gossips that can't be said, really... This is too much wrong.
Bai Ze could not understand the grievances on Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God. He has been stunned by the sights along the way. He always saw The Baihua Fairy as a worm that always give him troubles. The cranes of the Sea are chasing the Golden Eagles of Shaanxi Gold Stars. The heavenly world is a bit unusual...
He looked at Bai Ze and Fu Li and at a glance, he understood where the problem was. Bai Ze drove the clouds and flew to the Ghoul Hall Under The Moon with Fu Li.
Moon Palace, located just below the Ghoul Hall Under The Moon, is always beautiful and revered. In the Hall, the white jade stones are used as columns and the ninth heaven snow fall curtain is the most beautifully light here. The pool in the center of the courtyard is filled with purple lotus.
When the Queen Mother Of The West arrived at the Ghoul Hall Under The Moon, she struggled to be put down. She ran to the Hall with her short legs: "Old Moon, give me my red thread line!"
"Ha Ha, you want your red thread line, wait. !" Behind the ninth heaven snow fall curtain, a soft, soft voice came accompanied by a bell toll.
Bai Ze's heart sank, he seems to be right and The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao is also a toddler.
Fu Li stood on the wooden bridge in the middle of the pool, staring at the purple lotus when bending over and picking it up he tried to straightened up... because his head was small, he was unstable and his face was planted in the water.
Bai Ze's eyes quickly caught the person and he pulled him in his arms and strode to the inner room. Open the layers of accounts and for a moment there was some dizziness. But seeing the clay sculptures on the ground, there are countless red thread lines entwined among them, carefully pulling and pushing and many people who are completely irrelevant have been pulled together.
There are ministers and princes who have been on the 95th Supreme. There is an old farmer in the field who has been married to Miss Qianjin. Some young taoist who have been involved in selling meat.... There are even male peacocks whose lines were tangled with female geese, white snakes lined with scholars and several mud statues tied together, it's really a slap in the face.
The Old Moon Matchmaker who turned into a three-foot child, with a white hair and a round face, was entangled in a pile of red thread lines and repeatedly fell on his own entanglement.
"Give it to me! Give me!" Queen Mother Of The West sat next to The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao and reached for the red thread line in his hand.
" I will give you to you, I will make you wear it !" Yue Lao smiled and raised his hand, tied a red rope to the Queen Mother Of The West's head, and threw one to the sky.
"How can this be done? Come out quickly and stop disturbing the lines of fate. The world is going to be chaotic." Bai Ze hurriedly picked up the Queen Mother Of The West and reached for The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao.
When he reached out and was pulled by Bai Ze The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao toddler was struggling, and Bai Ze himself was pulled and he fell on a figurine.... It almost turned into pile of clay if it wasn't for Bai Ze who quickly applied his mana to float the half the figurine half away from the ground. This one was spared.
"I was trapped by the red thread of fate(marriage) thread and I couldn't get up." The little old man looked awkward, but his big eyes didn't see anything and he also happily tied the red thread line on Bai Ze's wrist.
"Don't make trouble!" Bai Ze pushed his hand and tried to get rid of the red thread line. At this time, Fu Li suddenly floated over and crushed a broken clay on the floor and sprinkled it on The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao toddlers face. The entangled red thread line fell from The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao.
"Wow, I can run now!" The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao got out of the thread entanglement and suddenly got excited, this time he became smaller, his memory is not good, he is gonna forget the solution to this problem. Once ree from thread Old man was happily circling around Heavenly Venerable Lord, but forgot that he was still holding a red thread line in his hand and the red thread line was quickly tied to Heavenly Venerable Lord. After a round of tying, the red thread line disappeared instantly.
Author has to say: Little Theater:
Bai Ze: In Animal life there are always thousands of years of loneliness
Yue Lao: Do not be afraid, this Matchmaker is going to help you
Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God: provide true reference status
Shun Feng Er: Age, income detailed and reliable
Yue Lao: Old Moon red thread line, guarantees you a loyal good partner
Thanks for the chapter ｡◕‿◕｡
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