Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan
Chapter 4: Sugar Beans
The old gentleman who had been sitting on the futon meditating with a duster disappeared. Instead, a child in a robe, holding a narrowed duster, stared at the stove seriously, said with a milky voice: "Child, this pill is still missing a gem, you quickly get it."
"Yes, Lâo Jun." Although Fairy Child did not understand why Lâo Jun suddenly became a child, but still followed his words. The material that Lâo Jun wanted, the Heavenly Spring Passion Fruit and the thousands of layers of honey were brought by the Fairy Child, then he watched with horror as Lâo Jun threw a large can of honey into the alchemy furnace.
Bai Ze sat next to Heavenly Venerable Lord for a while and began to feel sleepy. He looked around, removed some mist and then turned into his original figure and stretched out its lion like body. He hasn't slept enough to save the heavens from distress, or it's best if the problems wait until he wake up.
Just as he was falling asleep, he heard the sound of barrier breaking through the distance and then a child wearing armor was thrown into Bai Ze furry body and with the sound of "Bang" the toddler rolled into Bai Ze thick hair.
Bai Ze shook his head and turned to stare at sacred eyes.
"I'm asking God Monarch to take care of my father because Lâo Jun has also become a child. I have to catch him quickly before he cause a mayhem!" When Nezha finished, he did not wait for Bai Ze's response. He stepped on the Fire Rings and flew out on rings of fire from a far it looked like riding a set stumping horses.
Bai Ze silently stretched out his claws and stroked his face. He looked at Heavenly Venerable Lord and then turned back into a human figure. He put down an unhappy Li Jing and told him to play with Fu Li for a while and he still went with him to see it.
"You two are not estranged, don't fight." Bai Ze did not feel relieved he turned back and lifted his foot out of Heavens Imperial Court Hall.
When Nezha got to the Hall, everything was as usual, the flames of the alchemy furnace, the Fairy Child rocking the fan, the treasures, the scale for measuring red powered of cinnabar are neatly arranged, except for the Lord Of Taoism Lâo Jun who is only three feet high in front of the stove.
Lâo Jun was still wearing his usual Supreme Being wide-sleeve robes, holding a Fu Chen white duster in his hand and staring seriously at the indefinite burning fire.
"Lâo Jun..." When Nezha opened his mouth and wanted to say something he was interrupted by Lâo Jun immediately.
"Shhhhh -" the little old toddler gentleman turned his head and stared at the Nezha "You are noisy, you will scare the fire, Immortal Pill furnace is sensitive you people telling."
Nezha stood on one side, staring at Lâo Jun's alchemy, watching Lâo Jun pour honey into the stove: "Then..."
When Bai Ze arrived at the scene, he saw that Nezha was about to grab the Old Venerable of Alchemy and he rushed up and grabbed Nezha back: "Don't pull him, let Lâo Jun finish."
Lâo Jun's an Immortal who is the heaven and earth treasured alchemist, in the whole fairyland and nothing can be made wrong by him. If he pulls him and they both break something like an elixir, it would be a great sin.
"But..." How can Nezha open mouth, he has been with Lâo Jun for thousands of years and he has never seen such an alchemy method adding honey. This guy has clearly turned his mind back!
Bai Ze shushed his mouth and told him not to talk. The elixir has a spirit and the speech will disturb the aura.
"Boom--" the furnace cover suddenly rises and the golden light was flourishing.
Bai Ze closed his eyes subconsciously and opened them again. The lid of the furnace was already staggered open and the golden mist spread out from the opening, accompanied by a sweet and fragrant sweetness.
Taking a deep breath, this aroma contained the aura of heaven and earth and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Lâo Jun raised his hand and took a small gourd, trying to suck out the medicinal herbs from the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace. One hand he was holding a gourd, the other hand drawing a Lord Of Taoism pose, good mana swayed away and then disappeared without a trace.
A toddler version of Lao Jun appeared, he snorted, lifted the clothes and went to the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace and titled the gourd mouth down, saying: "Receive!"
Bai Ze looked at the toddler body, even if old man lost his body shape, he was still the earnestly Lâo Jun The Immortal Pill Maker, his heart was very comforted. It seems that Lâo Jun's mind has not changed, or is the one who is full of sorrow.
"This is the one haha!" Lâo Jun threw the Fu Chen duster in his hand to the side, held the golden gourd in his hand and went to Bai Ze, looking up at him, "open your hand."
Bai Ze stretched out a long, white hand and a golden medicinal pill appeared in the palm of his hand.
"See... I share my things." Lâo Jun said with a small chin smile and gave him one.
Bai Ze was very excited, this is the Immortal Pill from Lâo Jun! It has magical effects such as washing away the injuries, ending sickness and so on. When mortal people eat, they will not grow old and they will immediately rise to the level of Immortals; if the pill is eaten by the immortals, they can increase their mana. Usually only the Jade Emperor can eat these pills like snacks. Others can't get one unless they have something important that they need the pill for and have to have a good relationship with Lâo Jun. The inferior immortals are not even qualified to eat the elixir. If they steal it without authorization, they will go to Hell
Now, it is rare for Lâo Jun to just give him one generously.
"Thank you Lâo Jun." Bai Ze is a pragmatic beast. When he got it, he immediately said thanks it. When he finished, he threw it into his mouth, lest The Old man toddler regrets and takes it back.
At the glance, Bai Ze tried to feel the rich aura in the elixir. The sweet taste spread in the tip of his tongue, but there was very little aura. It echoed two circles in the air and had not entered the veins. Bai Ze opened his eyes in a silly manner and turned his head to look at Fairy Child
When he chewed it, The Fairy Child pointed his face at the jar of honey. "I actually wanted to say... he is making sugar beans candies..."
Bai Ze silently swallowed the candy in his mouth. He looked down and Nezha pulled up a toddler Lâo Jun by his collar: "Follow me to Heavens Imperial Court Hall."
"Oh, no!" Lâo Jun was struggling pulling his collar and kicking his two short legs. "I have other elixirs to refine, They will be soon needed. the Golden Dragon Pill is not completed and the Jade Emperor will punish me."
Lâo Jun broke away from Nezha's hand and ran to the alchemy furnace. He was holding the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace and not letting go.
The fire was not extinguished and the temperature around it is still very high. When the mortal is close to the furnace, he will be wiped out. Bai Ze is a beloved water beast. He is still afraid of fire. The Three Fires of Alchemy will burn his fur, so he didn't dare to go forward.
Nezha wasn't afraid of it. He just didn't bother to talk to The Old man. He raise his left hand and raise his right hand. The circle of the Ying Yang on his hand flew and went and firmly clung to Lâo Jun and started pulling him away, at the moment of tightening of Ying Yang circle. He pulled and caught Lâo Jun.
The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace, which was held by Lâo Jun, became a small furnace. It was shrunk on Lâo Jun's hand and Lâo Jun was pulled by Nezha on his shoulders.
Out of the Hall, Lâo Jun felt that being tied into a silkworm cocoon was a shameful and squirmed two times: "Untie me you bastard!!, I will walk myself... The indignation of being tied...huh."
Nezha didn't want to start chasing again he got on the Fire Rings flew up and left.
"Ah?" Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God who was playing cards in the cloud immediately saw the wind and fire and the white haired thing dancing in the wind behind the Nezha so Qian Li Yan rushed, screaming at the strangeness, pulling Shun Feng Er.
"Ah!" The sturdy Shun Feng Er was pulled and almost smashed into Nezha body. Nezha took a step, raised his hand producing a brimstone fire and pointed it to Shun Feng Er: "Do you want to fight?"
Bai Ze mouth felt soured, finally understand why Li Jing likes to fight even at small things and this family has this virtue. He sighed and stepped forward to dissuade him: "Don't be impulsive, they are just bored."
1]..... Nezha is Li Jing son.... they're always fight ready given that Li Jing has to command the 10000 Heavens Immortals soldiers..... And Nezha is the deity of protection
As he spoke, Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God saw a yellow cloaked figure on the red fight ready fiery bastard!! and he saw a hand struggling out, it turned out to be a child's arm, covered with a sleeve embroidered with complex phoenix figures.
Throughout the entire fairyland, only Lâo Jun's robes are embroidered with phoenix figures all the year round. Moreover, now on this dress, there are still some ash from the The Eight Diagrams Alchemy Furnace scattered on the robes
"Ah! You have kidnapped Lâo Jun!" Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God shouted loudly. "You are... oh oh..."
Bai Ze smashed a seal on him and a clear water poured into Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God's mouth. Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God quickly spit out the water, "Ah-" onto his brother's face.
"Let's go, I heard it," said Shun Feng Er and said with dissatisfaction, "You having to bring Lâo Jun to the Heavens Imperial Court Hall. This must be instructed by Heavenly Venerable Lord!"
Bai Ze rushed to the air, a hand smacking Shun Feng Er stopping him from continuing: "Hey--"
He knows that these two guys are the most dangerous. Together they can see and hear a thousand miles and the secret will be known to them sooner or later.
Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God seeing Bai Ze having a nervous look. He immediately became excited and sneaked over: "Is it true? Hey, if you want us to keep your secrets, we have to exchange each other secrets."
"That is, you drunk a thousand years ago, saying that there is a person who loves, who is it?" Shun Feng Er followed the help, "Is it the Gods?"
"Again, you are in the public, I'm also in the public!" Bai Ze gritted his teeth, the blue veins on the forehead suddenly jumped and there were a hundred ways to extinguish Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God and Shun Feng Er swimming in his head. He is not bothered by these two guys, he thought about keeping the peace of heaven.
Yes, it is like that!
Just when Bai Ze couldn't help but prepare to move, someone had already made a pre-emptive strike and instantly pulled out of the hold .......the bastard!!. Lâo Jun, who was originally tied inside, slipped out.
Bai Ze reached out and grabbed the little old man who was dizzy. He looked at Qian Li Yan The All Seeing God who was speeing water and rushed directly to the pathway to the High Heavens Hall. These two big mouths should be handed over to the Jade Emperor so he can punish them more properly.
Nezha was restored to calmness. Bai Ze pinched his sweat and gave him a thumbs up. Bai Ze took Lâo Jun proceeded to go to Heavens Imperial Court Hall.
The Heavens Imperial Court Hall, which used to be as calm as a lake, is now a mess.
Before leaving, he told the two toddler Fu Li and Li Jing to not cause trouble, Bai Ze thought that even if Li Jing was disobedient, Heavenly Venerable Lord was more stable and could be discouraged from fighting. Now it seems he was wrong... the futons in the hall were thrown everywhere, the floor pattered with fragments of jade vases and jade pots, Li Jing was wearing an gold armor chasing Heavenly Venerable Lord Fu Li.
Fu Li just looked behind leisurely and swayed left and right to avoid an angry Li Jing, even when he was swaying Fu Li was still able to firmly holding the small pagoda.
"Give me back my pagoda!" As the two balls of Ying Yang mixed up, the higher the score, Li Jing tried to circle up and waved his short arms, trying to catch the little pagoda.
Heavenly Venerable Lord puckered his lips and raised his delicate little chin: "Then you have to listen to me later."
"I ....Won't!" Li Jing, even if he punished or smite down, he is still the incomparable Grand Marshal of the Army and he will not recognize his boss casually.
Bai Ze looked at the messy Heavens Imperial Court Hall and suddenly he felt a headache. The old gentleman Lao Jun in his arms was still struggling to get down. He had to bend over and put him on the ground.
The little old gentleman just landed and he quickly ran to the two little guys in the dispute: "Fu Li!"
Heavenly Venerable Lord turned to look at him. Before he said anything, he was hugged by the toddler old man who ran too fast and Fu Li rolled down.
"I just had to give you this!" Lâo Jun sat on Heavenly Venerable Lord. He proudly took out the golden gourd and poured a candy to him.
The author has something to say: Small theater:
Bai Ze: Fu Li you will be the squad leader in the future.
Heavenly Venerable Lord: okay
Bai Ze: How are you going to manage the children in the class?
Heavenly Venerable Lord: If they are disobedient, I will be disobedient and teach them obedience
Bai Ze: ...
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Heavenly Venerable Lord is still a child, the small theater is not a pedophilia.
Thanks for the chapter ｡◕‿◕｡
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