The Emperor Stop Bothering Me《皇上别闹》Huang Shang Bie Nao
The Emperor Stop Bothering Me, Chapter 9: Four grasses
1]... Four grasses... Is translated from Si Cao... Now Cao is a synchronous with Cao as in fxck... So Si Cao can also mean Four Fxckers / Bastards
In the evening, when they changed dormitories, there was another chaos of war. Because after class ends at nine and they have to turn off the lights and close the door at ten. Teacher Jia went to the dormitories skipping one class in advance, and together with the dormitory manager, he helped them pack up their things.
Qian Jia Hui took his luggage to 531 with a sad face, and Song Xiao followed him to 520.
"OK, here's the key. I've taken the one from Qian Jia Hui. I'm going to go back soon. I'll turn off the light in a moment. I’ll come to clean up tomorrow.” The cleaning auntie was so noisy that his head is buzzing. Song Xiao quickly thanked the teacher and rushed into the room.
The pattern of boys' dormitories is almost the same. There are two fancy beds at both sides, one is slightly higher, the other is slightly shorter, and the other thing is a bedside table in the middle. Two side-by-side desks, a large bookcase, a small dining table, wardrobe, bathroom...
He didn't know if it's an illusion. Song Xiao thinks this dormitory seems bigger than other dormitories.
The new roommate was half lying half sitting on the higher bed, wearing a loose T-shirt and a pair of four corner shorts, with long straight legs, one curled, a video game machine in one hand, and a serious face... playing Tetris.
For a moment, Song Xiao felt that he was not holding a game machine, but a memorial edict. [1] Memorial edicts are like reports and complaints sent to the Emperor which after he reviews he can make decisions on
"How are you?” he was shocked for a moment, but the new roommate looked like he was an Emperor!
Yu Tang slowly turned to look at him, raised his hand and looked at the watch: "You have ten minutes left.”
Song Xiao looked at the clock on the wall. Its ten minutes to ten in the evening. It's about to turn off the light time, and his bed is not made yet! Song Xiao sighed. Fortunately, he didn't have many things. First, he laid the bed quickly. He put three sets of school uniforms and several underwear in the cupboard.
Because there is only one wardrobe, the clothes of the two people are put together, the Yu Tang's are hung on the left, and the Song Xiao's are hung on the right.
"Crack!” Just after closing the cabinet door, the light went out and the whole room fell into darkness. Song Xiao stayed for a few seconds to adapt to the sudden darkness. When he was turning around, he suddenly felt someone approaching, and the cold hair roots behind Song Xiao stood up.
"You...” A warm arm was propped up on the cabinet, and Song Xiao was blocked between the arm and the cabinet door, which made him unable to turn around. However, the man got closer and closer, with a light breath of peppermint was sprayed in his ear, and his heart suddenly missed a beat.
With a click, Yu Tang turned on the emergency light on the top of the cabinet, and the whole room returned to light.
"...” Song Xiao watched the guy go back to bed without expression, touched a book to read, couldn't help but draw a corner of his mouth in a sneer and turn on the light, yet he wouldn't say a word?
The water in the bathroom was splashing. Yu Tang looked at the book in his hand and looked back and forth between the book and the bathroom. He couldn't get past his head. Lifting his eyes, he saw the soggy Song Xiao coming out, wiping his hair and studying with the emergency light: "How does one turn this off?”
School uniform white T-shirt, because the water vapor pasted on the body, it was revealing the color of the skin, Yu Tang's Adam’s apple rolled. He threw the book aside, put one hand behind his head, and watch Song Xiao tiptoe on the lamp to grope around, “Which junior high school were you in?”
"Qishi Middle School.” Song Xiao touched the switch, turned off the light, backed and crawled onto the bed, stretching his limbs comfortably. It was a day of war and chaos, and he can finally have a rest.
"So your family lives in the city center?” Yu Tang raised his hand to open the curtains. By moonlight, he could see the people on the opposite bed.
"Uh...” One month after transmigrating here, Song Xiao didn't get out of the door very much. He didn't know what area he was in, so he answered vaguely." “By the way, I saw those four yellow haired guys in the canteen today. Do you know who they are?”
"Four idiots. Don't care about them.” Yu Tang sneered.
Song Xiao listened to the deep and pleasant voice and strangely enough, he felt at ease, so he wanted to say more words to him. Suddenly coming to a strange time and space, although usually he can be calm, when it comes to the night, the heart will inevitably be somewhat gloomy. Now, seeing the reincarnated Jingyuan Di is like when one goes looking for treasure on the mountain. As soon as you enter the mountain, you find the ultimate treasure you were looking for. You don't have to wade into the mountains and rivers.
Silly... Song Xiao hasn't heard the word, and generally knows what it means. The Emperor said it doesn't matter, so it's nothing. Originally, he wanted to ask more about Yu Tang's current situation, where the family is, and who is in the family. But before he could say anything, Song Xiao fell asleep in a daze.
There was a moment of silence in the room, "You...” Yu Tang opened his mouth and wanted to ask something else. He heard a little snore. Got up, slowly walked to Song Xiao's bedside, slowly reached out, close to the white side face little by little. Then he touched the eyelashes, he shivers slightly, and quickly retracted.
Standing quietly beside the bed for a moment, Yu Tang closed his eyes, turned around and went back to his bed, and pulled up the shade.
Yu Tang's bed and roof have a circle of sideways window. When you pull it, the black curtain tightly covers the whole bed. Turning on the bedside lamp, he touched a thick book, and turn to the page with the bookmark.
This is a pure English book with dense English characters, but the bookmark is plain kraft paper, on which there is a line of powerful poem written with a fine brush: “People may not know where to go, peach blossom will still smile in the spring wind."
"Cluck! Cluck!” At 5:50 in the morning, the campus radio at the head of the bed rang on time. Song Xiao got up in a daze, rubbed his eyes, went to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, and cleaned up. He found that his roommate was still sleeping.
"Yu Tang, get up," Song Xiao pushed the guy on the bed, the guy didn't respond, so he had to sit beside the bed and pull him out.” Get up, get up and we have to go on the morning run.” Last night, the head teacher repeatedly explained that he could not be late for morning’s running and exercises.
“Ah, it's too noisy!” Yu Tang raised his hand and was about to hit the person disturbing him. He squinted and saw Song Xiao's face. His hand suddenly stopped in the air.
"Get up!” Song Xiao poked his finger at the face that was bulging up with an unwillingness pout, and couldn't help chuckling.
Yu Tang sat up and stared at the curved smiling eyes. He could not help bending his eyes.
In the school uniform, there is a set of sportswear, which is required for running, gymnastics and physical education. Everyone is wearing black sportswear, and the four people wearing golden Nike limited edition which were particularly striking.
The golden coat, the golden trousers and a pair of big gold shoes glittered in the early autumn morning light.
“Wow, look, it's the first grade Four Grasses, just like the Meteor Shower.” Hua Jie from the first class made a super long scream as she ran.
Song Xiao looked at the four walking gold plaques of the second shift, and felt a little dazzling. He turned to the leader Yu Tang. Who are these four people? Last night, he finally remembered that his previous memory remembered these four yellow hairs.
"4G, 4G!” Some other girls screamed, and the group of four turned around together. The tallest one nodded in a reserved way, and the other three waved coolly.
“What is 4G?” Song Xiao asked Qian Jia Hui, who was also at a loss, and poked the loudest Hua Jie for an answer.
"You don't know that," said Hua Jie with a good face, "Four grasses is four grasses, or 4G for short!”
The author has something to say: small theater:
Xiao-Xiao: What does 4G do?
Yu Tang: Fast access to the Internet, no video card, traffic Shua Shua Shua... fast
Four Grasses: This is the era of 4G. Shengmeng is our 4G world.
Yu Tang: fool, I have Wi-Fi!
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