Banished to Another World, Chapter 37: Is the little two legged monster going to die?

Banished-To-Another-World 《异世流放》 Yi Shi Liu Fang 

Banished to Another World, Chapter 37: Is the little two legged monster going to die?

Translator: The Eunuch

Proofreader: BookAddictzii

A chicken talking to a duck?

(T/N: A chicken talking to a duck is a Chinese idiom that refers to two people who cannot communicate due to language barrier)

No, there are people who can talk to birds. The difficulty level is directly in the fifth order according to the eight steps of the common classification of organisms.

No matter what he said, such as patiently explaining the importance of needing a permanent solution, in the end, the bird just stared at him with a savvy look. He felt that his mouth was dry and his throat was hoarse, yet the other party was just staring at him.

Thirsty, there is really an urgent need to solve physiological needs and health problems. He stood up and directly used the action to show the other side what to do, such as picking up leather.

Then, when he was halfway to the edge of the nest, he was blown by a stupid bird and nearly dropped the beachy lake looking place and he was wet. By the way, the remaining half did not retain the feeling from the numbness, he could not stand up. And know due to the healing factor... 

Yan Mo silently climbed up and stood up straight. He proceeded to take off the heavy animal coat and to throw it aside. At the same time he told himself to be patient, animal training is a process that needs more patient than the other.

Then he faced the stupid bird, spit out his tongue, fanned it, and then raised his head to make a gesture of drinking. It's no use talking now and it's not easy to use action, still, he can only do the action. He wants the bird to understand the general mood.

He didn't know if the stupid bird really understand it, maybe it was thirsty. At that time, he had done enacted drinking water no less than three hundred times. He even heard the stupid bird on the way very happily grunting a sound, and in its expression he looked like a clown playing in a circus.

The stupid bird flew out, and Yan Mo swallowed and quickly looked for all the useful things in the nest.

Feathers, hay, branches; these are temporarily useless.

Buried under the hay and feathers are many translucent stones. The palm sized stones are large, oval, and very regular and looked like cobblestones. The stones are beautiful but useless.

He thought that he would find many animal skins and animal bones, but he saw none.

Strange, stupid bird doesn't eat in its own nest?

He doesn't understand bird's behavior, not to mention the different living habits of different species of birds. At present, in terms of cleanliness and neatness of the bird's nest of this Human-face Bird, he can say that the bird’s nest is very clean and very good. 

He looked at the structure of the nest and dug to the bottom of it.

The nest is made up of branches, gravel, hay, mud and other adhesives that he can't see. 

The smell of the nest is a bit salty, and many materials such as mud are probably the saline/alkali wetlands materials that came from the salt marshes.

The bird even knows that a lot of pebbles should be placed on the lower layer of the nest to hold the nest down so that it will not be blown away by the wind. 

But how is this bird's nest fixed on the top of the stone pillar? The top of the mountain is big, although the overall size of the bird's nest is large, but this should not be the real reason why it is not blown off. 

Yan Mo couldn't understand that even after looking for anything that could help him comprehend. Then, his gaze finally fell on the animal skin that he had taken off.

Is it possible to cut them into strips with his teeth and then hang them down as a rope? 

Or make a kite and do a hang gliding? 

Oh, the imagination is full but the reality is very thin. However, it is also inevitable for him to try... The big bird is back, and this time, it brought him back two honey melons! Each one is inserted above one foot/talon/claw. 

The stupid bird stretched his foot/talon/claw and shook his head, "Croow", dropping one melon, and then the other.

Yan Mo also felt welcomed. The bunch of horse milk grapes made him full, but it will make him feel hungrier afterwards. Now there is something that can really fill his abdomen. He sat down and walked along the claws on the melon skin. The hole was smashed on the honeydew melon.

He left the melon skin since he had a hunch that he can use it when he probably make something more unsightly.

When Yan Mo finished eating, the big bird yelled at him.

What are you saying? Yan Mo wiped his face and sat on the floor, looking up at the bird.

The big bird nudged Yan Mo's face with his beak, and Yan Mo was turned over by the other's beak strength.

"Hey!" His nose hurts! Yan Mo snorted with tears in his eyes.

The big bird yelled at him again. Yan Mo didn't understand what it meant, but he didn't want to lie down so he held his nose and climbed up again.

The result... The stupid bird nudged him again with its hard beak. This time it nudged him on his back.

Yan Mo fell again.

"Hey! Hey!” The stupid bird took two steps on the nest, as if it was happy.

See Yan Mo refused to get up from the ground. He again used his beak to stroke Yan Mo’s hair and pull him up.

Yan Mo's hair was pecked by the stupid bird with a not so heavy blow, yet his scalp felt like it was broken in. He touched and saw blood.

Helpless, he had to stand up again.

He understood that this stupid bird was teasing him! Including what he just said and did to the bird, it thought Yan Mo was entertaining it!

So in order to praise and encourage him, the stupid bird brought him two honeydew melons so that he (the said bird) can play with him after eating. As it turns out, the stupid bird was not satisfied with simply watching Yan Mo, but also wants to interact and participate.

Yan Mo... am I about to be killed.

When he knelt on the ground pretending to die, he meant he wouldn't come back to play with the stupid bird. The bloody bird poked me. After I fell to show you the game, the stupid bird pulled off most of my hair.

The stupid bird actually picked up his hair and piled them over his face.

Yan Mo rolled over, patted his hair, and threw a string of cuss words at the stupid bird's face. He sneered: "So you want to play? Come over, Uncle Yan Mo will give you an injection."

In the end, Yan Mo only took the golden needle and tried to poke the claws of the stupid bird a few times, but before he could hold or kill the stupid bird without any issue, he had to make it seem like he wasn't hostile because the act of showing the other party his hostility would be undesirable to his own life.

The stratum cornea (outer layer of the skin) of the stupid bird's claws was hard and thick enough that his golden needle could not poke through.

Looking at the stupid bird that was looking down at him. If the latter doesn’t respond, then you know that it’s not hurting.

Soon, Yan Mo's stomach expectedly began to respond with hunger. He calmly pulled the melon skin and solved the problem.

He didn't know if the bird had any sense of smell. It was said that some birds has an extremely sensitive sense of smell while others did not. However, looking at the two small holes atop the bird's beak, he thought that the other side should be able to smell it..?

He felt very stinky! 

The stupid bird was still leaning his head to see what Yan Mo wanted to do. Soon, it seemed to be petrified.

"Hey!" The stupid bird couldn't stand the small Two-Legged Monster that gave off the terrible smell and took him out.

His shoulders were unlucky again... he got poked again.

But no matter what, he has been taken out of the prison. The opportunity to escape is in front of him.

The stupid bird threw him into a stream near the sea of salted grass.

"Aah!" The spatter of water splashed around, and Yan Mo's lips touched the cold, odor-free water.

He drank some when he opened his mouth, but then slowly sat up and let the pee stream out of himself!

Looking back at the stone pillar, he discovered that the upper end of the stone column was actually concave thing, and the nest built by the stupid bird just happened to be stuck in the concave depression. There seems to be some gaps in the bowl-shaped depression at the top of the stone column. It is not completely closed which allows the water accumulated in the bird's nest to flow out. The black water mark from the bird's nest can be clearly seen on the stone column.

Looking back at the environment, the stream is very shallow and extremely clear. There are many translucent palms and pebbles in the stream, and Yan Mo can see the small fish swimming.

The blood flowing down his injured shoulders dropped into the creek, changing the water around him.

Yan Mo stood up and walked to the shore.

Then he saw a large number of scattered animal bones and numerous skin remains of rotten animals among the low shrubs.

It turned out that this is the canteen place of the Human-face Bird!

"Plop!" and another sound of something falling in the water.

When Yan Mo turned back, he saw that half of the melon was sent flying at his face. It slammed him into the water.

Yan Mo's mouth felt sour, this is really a clean obsessed bird.

The bird's face was very angry, and seems to be helpless as it throws away the terrible thing that stinks from its nest. Although it used its claws, the terrible things inside were still thrown out at good speed. But it doesn't matter, tomorrow there will be sloping rain in the sky, and tomorrow, his nest will not have that terrible smell.

The Human-face Bird walked away in the stream. It does not like to take a bath, but it can wash its feet.

Do you want to take a little Two-Legged Monster tonight to go to another nest? 

But before that, it has to teach this little Two-Legged Monster, who doesn't love cleanliness, so that he doesn't urinate in his(the birds)own nest! 

Like me (the bird) I'm always shitting while flying so as to not get shit into my own nest. 

1]..... 

But the little Two-legged Monster can't fly, how can I let him fly? 

If the little Two-legged Monster can go out of the nest himself, how can it go shit then come back? 

Yan Mo thought that the stupid bird was angry and took him to the cafeteria to eat him. He grabbed two pebbles and escaped! 

When the stupid bird wasn’t staring at him, Yan Mo ran at the fastest speed to the bushes not far away. He was trying to run into the distant woods so that the stupid bird could not follow in, thus, he will temporarily be safe.

"Hey!” The Human-face Bird made a different scream at Yan Mo’s back and then rushed over.

Yan Mo ran into the bushes, then he yelled out after a moment: "Ah! Ah! Ah!”

He just obviously looked at this shrub as a safe place, but why does the broken shrubs in the bushes secrete a skin scalding mucus?

Especially so when he rushed in and broke a few branches; the green mucus dripped on him and immediately made him feel a burning pain, just like the red iron strip that was used to make the slave mark.

Poor Yan Mo just ran in but quickly turned back around and rushed towards to the stream not far away.

The Human-face Bird saw the small Two-legged Monster turning his head, and his flapping wings beat slowly as it slid to the side of the stream.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!” You are the stupidest Two-legged Monster I have ever seen. You ran to the mouth of the beast.

"Argh!" Yan Mo rushed into the stream and tried to scrub the mucus that was on his body.

The cold water flowing through made him feel better but it can't completely solve his pain. He looked down on the skin that has been stained by mucus that was already red and blistering

That's it! In this way, he still wants to escape from the bird's mouth and live near it?! 

Hahaha! Keep dreaming! 

Take a look at yourself, you stupid Two-legged Monster. I gave you the chance to escape, and you only run back to me! 

Yan Mo's tears kept running down, he was not sad but cannot voluntarily stop the tears. Those red and swollen skin was too painful.

If he didn't dismiss the animal skin and was confused, he wouldn't have to be burnt in so many places this much.

The Human-face Bird poked behind his ass, "Hey!"

Hey you stupid Two-legged Monster...don’t run around, stupid. It’s dangerous nearby.

And why are you taking off your own fur? Are you not cold? The bird has already smelled the breath of winter. During this time, the people who are running on the ground and the animals flying in the sky, whichever one, aren’t they not rushing to put on thicker fur or feathers? At this time, it's stupid to pull off your own fur, “Hey!”

The bird's face was hovering and beating its wings, flying back round and round the river.

"Hey!" This time it was his animal skin.

Yan Mo looked at the hurriedly skinned animal coat without a word, once again he expressed deep regret.

The stream did not relieve his scalded skin so he needed to find a medical treatment.

When Yan Mo was anxious to see if there were any suitable herbs nearby, the Human-face Bird bowed its head and pulled the translucent cobblestones from the water.

What does it want now? 

Yan Mo did not take it immediately.

The Human-face Bird was a little anxious, and it used its beak and rubbed the stone at the deepest wound on his waist.

But its cockles first touched his skin. At the moment, Yan Mo was screaming about his poked wound.

The Human-face Bird hovered, this time it was carrying the cobblestones to the boy's hand, hold it! Hold it.

Yan Mo understood. He took the pebbles and tried to gently press and to roll the stones on the redness where he was stained by the mucus.

The feeling of cold and numbing went deep to bone sensation was immediately introduced from the wound.

Not a moment too long as he took the cobblestones and rolled them on his own wounds, the feeling of pain ebbed off little by little

As soon as Yan Mo found it effective, he immediately bent down and grabbed a piece of pebbles again. Both hands were used together to pressed the two largest wounds.

After this incident, Yan Mo temporarily lost his thoughts on escaping. He could feel it. The seemingly terrible and strange Human-face Bird did not seem to take him as food. More of it was like raising him as...a pet.

On the same day, he was taken back to the nest by the big bird, but this time, he did not wait for the big bird to grab his shoulder. He took the initiative to reach out and to grab the bird’s ankle.

The big bird was caught in the ankle and it was not used to this. He even naturally shook its body and wanted to throw Yan Mo down.

Yan Mo stayed still, letting the big bird take him in the sky, until it flew over the nest. He felt that the height was safe enough and he jumped off by releasing his hands.

The Human-face Bird seemed to be quite surprised. The Two-legged Monster was holding onto the edge of the nest and staring at him for a while, and a "crooning" sounded in his throat.

Yan Mo can now easily judge that when the big bird's throat makes a similar squeak it mostly means that it is in a good mood. If it makes a "beep" sound, the sound is light it alright, but if the sound is sharp and high, it is mostly warning and angry.

The big bird stared at him for a while. The smell in the bird's nest was not heavy, but the big bird didn't want to stay in its nest. He left him and didn't come back the whole night.

The next day, heavy rain poured down.

Nowhere to hide from the rain, he could only shrink on the corner of the bird's nest together with the animal skin that has yet to dry up. He gathered the feathers and hay to his side. But even after doing so, he still coldly shivered.

It was clear that yesterday it was warm during the day, but it was raining today, just like freezing rain. It was a cold and heart-to-lung chilling weather.

Yan Mo doesn't know where the big bird went. Is it perhaps looking for a place to shelter itself from the rain? This nest is not suitable for rainy days and winter.

The beast is a beast. If he is thrown into the nest, he will leave him alone. If he can take a shower, he thinks he is not afraid of the rain. As for the food for feeding pets, yesterday's honeydew melon was still in the nest. As for water... so much rain, is it afraid having no water? 

Will he freeze to death? Yan Mo thought of it before holding his shoulders down into a coma. 

Yan Mo felt ill and his whole body burns hot, he fell unconscious.

The Human-face Bird flew back after the rain stopped the next day. When it found out the little The Two-legged Monster he (the bird) caught, it didn't wake up. The bird looked and saw that the Two-legged Monster didn't eat food or drink water. It was anxious, flying up and down to transport more translucent cobblestones.

It thought that the small Two-legged Monster was wounded by the slobber of Leishen and it will soon not breathe and die, the whole face was red.

Soon, the pebbles piled up to cover Yan Mo, who was burnt up and sloppy. At first glance, it was like Yan Mo was in a human-shaped stone tomb in the nest.

"Dudu... you don't come here. Father is wrong. Dad shouldn't let you come to this world again..."

"Dudu, Dad came to you...we..."

"Yuan Zhan you bastard! I want to kill you... I want to..."

"Salt... a lot of salt..."

"Yuan Zhan, you save me... I will give you a hundred pounds... No... Ten pounds of salt... The two of us are done I don't owe you... If I see you next time, I will... kill you..."

What is the little Two-legged Monster talking about? 

Is he going to die? 

The Human-face Bird doesn't want to let the little two feet die. 

Is the little Two-legged Monster homesick? 

It has seen those Two-legged Monsters live together. 

Together... yes, it's going to grab another Two-legged Monster back! 

"Hey-!" The Human-face Bird suddenly rose high. Its huge wings only slammed a little but the body turned into a black dot and rushed to the far side with the fastest speed.

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