Chapter 37: Is The Little Two Legged Monster going to die?

Banished To Another World《异世流放》Yi Shi Liu Fang.    

 Chapter 37: Is The Little Two Legged Monster going to die?

A chicken and a duck talking? 

No, they are people who can talk to birds. The difficulty level is directly in the fifth order according to the eight steps of the common classification of organisms.

No matter what he said, such as patiently explaining the importance of needing a solution. As a result, the bird just stared at him with a savvy look. He felt that the mouth was dry and the throat was hoarse, and the other party was just staring at him.

Thirsty, and there is really an urgent need to solve human physical and health problems, he stood up and directly used the action to show the other side what to do, such as picking up leather.

Then, when he was halfway to the nest wall, he was turned down by a stupid bird and fell on the beach where he was wet. By the way, the remaining half did not go back, but he could not stand up. And know...

Yan Mo climbed up silently, stood up straight, took off the heavy leather coat and threw it aside. At the same time he told himself to be patient, the process of animal training is a process that needs more patient than the other.

Then he faced the stupid bird spit out his tongue, fanned it, and then raised his head to make a gesture of drinking. It's no use talking now, and it's not easy to use action. He can only do the action. He wants the bird to understand in the mood.

He didn't know if the stupid bird really understood it. Maybe it was thirsty. At that time, he had done something like trying to drink water no less than three hundred times. He even heard the stupid bird on the way. It was a very happy "咕噜" sound, and the bird expression looked like a clown playing in a circus.

The stupid bird flew out, and Yan Mo swallowed and quickly began to look for all the useful things in the nest.

Feathers, hay, branches, these are temporarily useless.

Buried under the hay and feathers, there are many translucent stones. The palms of the people are large, oval, very regular, looking like cobblestones.The stones are  beautiful and useless.

He thought that he would find many animal skins and animal bones, but he saw none

Strange, stupid bird doesn't eat in its own nest?

He doesn't understand bird's behavior, not to mention the different living habits of different species of birds. At present, from the perspective of the cleanliness and neatness of the bird's nest of this Human-face Bird, this is a very clean and very good bird's nest. 

He looked at the structure of the nest and dug  to the bottom of the nest. 

The nest is made up of branches, gravel, hay, mud and other adhesives that he can't see. 

The smell of the nest is a bit salty, and many materials such as mud are probably the saline-alkali wetlands from the salt marshes

The bird even knows that a lot of pebbles should be placed on the lower layer of the nest to hold the nest down so that it is not blown away by the wind. 

But how is this bird's nest fixed on the top of the stone pillar? The top of the mountain is big, although the overall size of the bird's nest is large, but this should not be the real reason why it is not blown off. 

Yan Mo couldn't understand that after looking for anything that could help him understand his gaze finally fell on the animal skin that he had taken off.

Is it possible to chew them into strips with his teeth and then hang them down as a rope? 

Or make a kite and do a hand gliding? 

Oh, the imagination is full, the reality was very thin but it is also inevitable that he has to try... The big bird is back, this time it brought him back two honey melons! Each one is inserted above one paw.

The stupid bird stretched his paws and shook his head, "Croow", dropped a melon, and the other.

Yan Mo also felt welcomed, the bunch of horse milk grapes may make him full, but after eating them they will make him more hungry. Now there is something that can really fill hus abdomen. He sat down and walked along the claws on the melon skin. The hole was smashed on the honeydew melon.

He left the melon skin, he had a hunch, so he would probably make something more unsightly.

When Yan Mo finished eating, the big bird yelled at him.

What are you saying? Yan Mo wiped his face and sat on the floor looking up at the bird.

The big bird nudged Yan Mo's face with his mouth, and Yan Mo was turned over by the other's beak strength.

"Hey!" His nose hurts! Yan Mo snorted with tears in his nose.

The big bird yelled at him again. Yan Mo didn't understand what it meant, and he didn't want to lie down, he held his nose and climbed up again.

The result... The stupid bird nudged him again with its hard beak, this time nudging his back.

Yan Mo fell again.

"Hey, hey." The stupid bird took two steps in the nest, as if it was happy.

See Yan Mo refusing  to get up from the ground. He also used his beak to stroke his hair and pull him.

Yan Mo's hair was pecked by a stupid bird without a heavy weight blow, and but his scalp felt like it may have broken. He touched and saw the blood.

Helpless, he had to stand up again.

He understood that this stupid bird is teasing him! Including what he just said to the bird and did, the bird thought Yan Mo was entertaining it!

So in order to praise and encourage him, the stupid bird brought him two honeydew melons, so that he(the said bird) can play with it after eating. So as it turns out the stupid bird is not satisfied with watching Yan Mo, but it wants to interact and participate.

Yan Mo... is about to be killed.

When he was kneeling on the ground and pretending to die, he meant he wouldn't come back to play with the stupid bird. The bloody bird poked me, and after I fell to show you the game, the stupid bird pulled off most of his hair.

The stupid bird actually picked up his hair and piled them to his face.

Yan Mo rolled over and patted his hair and threw a stupid bird's face a string of cuss words. He sneered: "So you want to play? Come over, Uncle Yan Mo will give you an injection."

In the end, Yan Mo only took the golden needle and tried to poke the claws of the stupid bird a few times, but before he could hold or kill the stupid bird without any issue he had to make it seem like he wasn't hostile because the act of making the other party feel hostile would be undesirable to his own life.

The outer stratum corneum of the stupid bird's claws was hard enough and thick enough and his golden needle did not poke anything.

Looking at the stupid bird looking down at him. If it doesn't respond, you know that its not hurting.

Soon, Yan Mo's stomach began to respond as he expected with hunger. He calmly pulled the melon and solved the problem.

He didn't know if the bird had any sense of smell. It was said that some birds had extremely sensitive sense of smell, while others did not. However, looking at the two small holes on the top of the bird's beak  he thought that the other side should be able to smell it?

He felt very stinky! 

The stupid bird was still leaning his head to see what Yan Mo wanted to do. Soon, it seemed to be solidified.

"Hey!" The stupid bird couldn't stand the small Two Legged Monster that gave off the terrible smell and took him out.

His shoulders were unlucky again.... He got poked again

But no matter what, he has been taken out of the prison, the opportunity to escape is in front of him.

The stupid bird threw him into a stream near the sea of ​​salted grass.

"Aah!" The splash of water splashing around, and Yan Mo's lips touched the cold, odor-free water.

He drank some when he opened his mouth, but then slowly sat up and let the pee stream out of himself!

Looking back at the stone pillar, he discovered that the upper end of the stone column was actually concave, and the nest built by the stupid bird just happened to be stuck in the concave depression. There seems to be some gaps in the bowl-shaped depression at the top of the stone column. It is not completely closed. It allows the water accumulated in the bird's nest to flow out. The black water flow mark from the bird's nest can be clearly seen on the stone column.

Looking back at the environment, the stream was very shallow, the stream is extremely clear, there are many translucent palms and pebbles in the stream, and Yan Mo can see the small fish swimming.

The blood flowing down the injured shoulders flowed into the creek, and the water around him changed

Yan Mo stood up and walked to the shore.

Then he saw a large number of scattered animal bones, and among the low shrubs, there were many remaining skins of the rotten animals.

It turned out that this is the canteen place of the Human-face Bird!

"噗通!" and another sound of falling water.

When Yan Mo turned back, he saw that half of the melon was flying at his face and slammed him the water.

Yan Mo's mouth was pumped, this is really a clean obsessed bird.

The bird's face was very angry, and it seems to be helpless. It throws away the terrible thing that stinks from its nest. Although it used its claws, the terrible things inside still flow out at a good speed. But it doesn't matter, tomorrow there will be sloping rain in the sky, and tomorrow, its nest will not have that terrible taste.

The Human-face Bird walked away in the stream, it did not like to take a bath, but it can wash the paws.

Do you want to take a little Two Legged Monster tonight to go to another nest? 

But before that, it has to teach this little Two Legged Monster who doesn't love cleanliness, so that he doesn't urinate in his(the birds)own nest! 

Like me(the bird) I'm always shitting while flying so as to not get shit into my own nest. 

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But the little Two Legged Monster can't fly, how can I let him fly? 

If the little Two Legged Monster can go out of the nest himself, how come it can go shit and come back? 

Yan Mo thought that the stupid bird was angry and took him to the cafeteria to eat him. He grabbed two pebbles and escaped! 

At the fastest speed, when the stupid bird didn't stare at him, Yan Mo ran to the bushes not far away, trying to run into the distant woods, so that the stupid bird could not follow in, he was temporarily safe.

"Hey-!" The Human-face Bird made a different scream at Yan Mo back and then rushed over.

Yan Mo ran into the bushes, then after a moment, he yelled out: "! Ah ah ah -"

He just obviously looking at this like a shrub as a safe place, why does the broken shrubs in the  bushes actually secrete a skin scalding mucus?

Especially when he rushed in and broke a few branches, the green mucus dripped on him, and immediately made him feel a burning pain, just like when the red iron strip was use to mark a slavemark

Poor Yan Mo just ran in, and quickly turned around and rushed out to the stream not far away.

The Human-face Bird saw the small Two Legged Monster turning his head, and his flapping wings were beating slowly as it slid to the side of the stream.

"Hey! Hey, hey." You are the stupidiest Two Legged Monster I have ever seen, and  you ran to the mouth of the beast.

"Hey!" Yan Mo rushed into the stream and tried to scrub the mucus that was on his body.

The cold water flowing through made him feel better, but it can't completely solve his pain, and he looked at the skin that has been stained by mucus, which is already red and blistering

That's it! In this way, he still wants to escape from the bird's mouth and live near it?! 

Hahaha! Keep dreaming! 

Take a look at yourself you stupid Two Legged Monster, I gave you the chance to escape, you only run back to me! 

Yan Mo's tears keep going down, he was not sad, but physiologically couldn't stop the tears, those red and swollen skin was too painful.

If he didn't dismiss the animal skin and was confused, he wouldn't have to burn in so many places this much.

The Human-face Bird poked behind his ass, "Hey!"

Hey you stupid Two Legged Monster ....Don't run around, stupid, it's dangerous nearby.

And why are you taking off your own fur? are not you cold? The bird has already smelled the breath of winter. At this time, the people who are running on the ground and flying in the sky, which one is not rushing to put on thicker fur or feathers? At this time, it's stupid to pull off your own fur, hey! 

The bird's face was hovering, and beating its wings  flying back to around the river.

"Hey!" This time it was his animal skin.

Yan Mo looked at the quick-skinned animal coat without a word, once again expressing deep regret.

The stream did not relieve his scald, he needed to find medical treatment.

When Yan Mo was anxious to see if there were any suitable herbs nearby, the Human-face Bird bowed his head and pulled to the translucent cobblestones from the water.

What does it want now? 

Yan Mo did not take it immediately.

The Human-face Bird was a little anxious, rubbing the stone and rubbing the most powerful wound on his waist.

But its cockles first touched his skin. At the moment, Yan Mo was screaming about poked wound.

The Human-face Bird hovered, this time it was carrying the cobblestones to the boy's hand, holding, holding!

Yan Mo understood that he took the pebbles and tried to gently press and roll the stones in the redness where he was stained by the mucus.

The feeling of cold and numbing to bone was immediately introduced from the wound.

Not a moment, as he took the cobblestones to roll them on his own wounds, the feeling of pain ebbed off little by little

As soon as Yan Mo found it effective, he immediately bent down and grabbed a piece of pebbles again. Both hands were used together and pressed to the two most larger wounds.

After this incident, Yan Mo temporarily lost his thoughts on escaping. He could feel it. The seemingly terrible and strange Human-face Bird did not seem to take him as food. More of it was like raising him as  …… A pet.

On the same day, he was taken back to the nest by the big bird, but this time he did not wait for the big bird to grab his shoulder. He took the initiative to reach out and grabbed the bird ankle.

The big bird was caught in the ankle and it was not used to it. He even naturally shook its body and wanted to throw Yan Mom down.

Yan Mo stayed still, letting the big bird take him in the sky, until it flew over the nest. He felt that the height was still safe and he jumped off by releasing his hands.

The Human-face Bird seemed to be quite surprised. The Two Legged Monster was holding onto the edge of the nest and staring at him for a while, and a "crooning" sound in his throat.

Yan Mo can now easily judge that when the big bird's throat makes a similar squeak, it mostly means that it is in a good mood. If it makes a "beep" sound, the sound is light, but fortunately, if the sound is sharp and high, it is mostly warning and angry.

The big bird stared at him for a while. The smell in the bird's nest was not heavy, but the big bird didn't want to stay in its nest. He left him and didn't come back one night.

The next day, heavy rain poured down.

Nowhere to hide from the rain, he could only shrink the corner of the bird's nest with the animal skin that had not dried up. He gathered the feathers and hay to his side, but even then, he still shivered coldly.

It was clear that it was warm during the day yesterday, but it was raining today, just like freezing rain, and it was cold and heart-lung chilling weather.

Yan Mo doesn't know where the big bird went, maybe it was looking for a place to shelter itself from the rain? This nest is not suitable for rain days and winter.

The beast is a beast. If he is thrown into the nest, he will leave him alone. If he can take a shower, he thinks he is not afraid of the rain. As for the food for feeding pets, yesterday's honeydew melon still was in the nest, water... so much rain is it afraid of no water? 

Will he freeze to death? Yan Mo thought of it before holding his shoulders down into a coma. 

Yan Mo felt ill, and the whole body burns hot and unconscious.

The Human-face Bird flew back after the rain stopped the next day. When it found out that the little The Two Legged Monster it caught, it didn't wake up the bird looked and saw that The Two Legged Monster didn't eat or drink water. It was anxious, flying up and down to transport more translucent cobblestones.

It is thought that the small Two Legged Monster was wounded by the slobber of Leishen, otherwise it will not breathe and live, the whole face was red.

Soon, the pebbles piled up to cover Yan Mo, who was burnt up and sloppy. At first glance, it was like Yan Mo was in a human-shaped stone tomb in the nest.

"Dudu...you don't come here, father is wrong, Dad shouldn't let you come to this world again..."

"Dudu, Dad came to you...we..."

"Yuan Zhan you bastard! I want to kill you... I want to..."

"Salt... a lot of salt..."

"Yuan Zhan, you save me... I will give you a hundred pounds... No... Ten pounds of salt... The two of us are done I don't owe you... If I see you next time, I will... kill you..."

What is the little Two Legged Monster talking about? 

Is he going to die? 

The Human-face Bird doesn't want to let the little feet die. 

Is the little Two Legged Monster homesick? 

It has been seen that those Two Legged Monsters live together. 

Together... yes, it's going to grab another Two Legged Monster back! 

"Caw-!" The Human-face Bird suddenly rose high, the huge wings slammed a little, the body turned into a black dot and rushed to the far side with the fastest speed.