Chapter 2: Dice

Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan                

Chapter 2: Dice

If Bai Ze was in his original shape, Bai Ze's ears would be flopping the ground. How can I not read my luck before I came out? If I knew that today I was going to get in thus mess I would not come to the Heavens. If just that his cave at top of the mountain was not flooded and he would be in serious long sleep like another day. This is not good and Heavenly Venerable Lord was offended.

Heavenly Venerable Lord floated down, floating around in Bai Ze, his head tilted and he looked at him with a revere look out of vain and his tender fingers pointed at his wrinkled brow: "no harm, I do not know innocence."

The Celestial Heavenly Venerable Lords must be white and every time they sit with their knees bent into a meditation pose, they look awe-inspiring and they can't help but be worshipped. Today, Heavenly Venerable Lord is only three feet tall, with small short legs. The long eyelashes cast a shadow on the delicate little face. He doesn't look like Ruler in the sky he looked like a toddler that doesn't listen carefully to its teacher.

In the face of such a god, Bai Ze is not awed at all. He just wants to use his claws to straighten the long eyelashes, poke the fleshy cute face and then hold the little guy to play a few rolls in the clouds, then hide him in his fur.

Bai Ze's head swayed, watching the little Heavenly Venerable Lord... He swallowed his mouth: "This... What is going on?"

Jade Emperor sighed and said the cause with a bitter face: "You also saw it, Cangze Mountain has become the East China Sea..." After Nǚ Wā the Queen Mother Of The West Goddess made up the Heavens, he left a will and he warned the gods to go to the immortals. Every thousand years, there will be a reincarnation, turning the sea into a mulberry field, or the mulberry field became a sea. Since the establishment of Heavens, they have not experienced such a change. This was the first time the Jade Emperor also encountered this reincarnation.

"This is not just a Chinese New Year. The prophesy of reincarnation cycle begins to be fulfilled. Heavenly Venerable Lord is affected and rejuvenated." The Jade Emperor walked down the jade steps and grabbed Bai Ze's hand. He said, "You came at the right time, now one is around to take charge around here we are in dire need and Heaven is in need of you now, Monarch God Bai Ze."

"Me?" Bai Ze's eyes widened. "What can I do?" He just brought his own sinister beastly self to check the New Year situation he did not turn around.

"You didn't know..." The Jade Emperor's words have not been finished yet. A fire shined from the sky and instantly passes through the clouds in the sky, then rushes to the High Heavens Hall. Bai Ze took Heavenly Venerable Lord and quickly moved aside to avoid being burnt to the hair by the flame.

Heavenly Venerable Lord was floating in midair, he subconsciously waved his hand creating such a depressing force.

The ying yang arrays are the most powerful defensive enchantments in the heavens. They have saved the Heavens Palace from distress in many times and the most ferocious ancient beasts cannot break through this mana barrier. It is said that the power of the Ying Yang barrier can be used to cover most of the Heavenly Hall. If Heavenly Venerable Lord makes full efforts, he can even protect the entire heavenly court.

The three-foot-tall Heavenly Venerable Lord's hands were held in knot and the whole body gathered together. "Ah," he released a big transparent bubble.

Bai Ze: "..."

  This is the Ying Yang mixed knot? 

The transparent bubble didn't stop the flame from spreading, just wrapped the flames around. The flames dissipated, revealing the true face of the streamer, which is actually the stepping on the Fire Rings.




Deity of Protection Nezha of the celestial singer is a young Deity. He has been a young man for thousands of years. His body is slender, his eyebrows are long and clear, his arms are bright and colorful and there is no wind he was only carrying a little child, who was struggling and crying.

"Unfilial child!!, let me down!" The little child on the shoulder shouted.

The Fire Rings turned off  and the person on top of them couldn't fly well at the moment. It's a bummer because Nezha together with the child on his shoulders, fell together.

"Aaah!" The child in armor fell in the mud and the small pagoda that was in his hand also fell the child muddied managed to flew out of the distance, sneaked up and grabbed the pagoda in two steps.

Nezha was a little embarrassed and blushing and he held his fists in his hands and saluted: "Reporting Sir.... Jade Emperor, my father suddenly became this person this morning." When Nezha got up in the morning, he saw that his father an eight feet long tall man had turned into a brat a little child who is so tall that he only reached to the knee, Nezha thought it was his family who had cultivated the illegitimate son! and he hurriedly rushed to find the Jade Emperor.

"This is..." Bai Ze mouth felt soured. Who is this? Commanding 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers Army, the powerful and powerful King Li Jing?

Wearing a small squad armor, he waved the small pagoda in his hand. He couldn't stop fighting his son by kicking Nezha legs, but he couldn't stop his futile attempt. He couldn't hide and he reached out and held his small head in anger.

Little Li Jing waved his arm and couldn't beat his son. He became even more angry. 

The Jade Emperor patted his forehead which indicated he was fighting off a headache and waved his hand to indicate where he would put him. 

Bai Ze was surprised his jaw fell down a few points and he pointing to himself and pointing to the armor on the ground. He didn't get it wrong, Jade Emperor meant he was Ah? 

"Ah!" In the meantime, Li Jing, who suddenly jumped up, hit his head on the floor and saw that he had no strength to fight again. He could only run his legs in the hall.

"You have seen it, after Heavenly Venerable Lord became younger, his mana was damaged." The Jade Emperor pointed to Heavenly Venerable Lord, the guy was wrapped in a bubble with a hot wheel in front of him and looked up and down.

Bai Ze held King Li Jing, who was hugging the pagoda and then looked at the tender and younger Heavenly Venerable Lord and swallowed the saliva. In other words, the power of reincarnation not only affected Heavenly Venerable Lord, but also affected other gods.

 Heavenly Venerable Lord slowly descended and the bubble in his hand disappeared. The two Fire Rings slammed down to the ground. Nezha hurriedly took them back and stepped on them. King Li Jing was still holding the pagoda and walked around with his small short legs.

"Not only the mana, but their minds will also become younger and their own skills will be forgotten." Jade Emperor frowned, this is where he really worried.

The Gods become children and may gradually forget their own strengths. 

The mortal can be an Immortal and through the immortal cultivation they may become a God. The higher the mana, the closer they are  to the heavens and the more severe they will be affected by the power of reincarnation. Therefore, the first one to become a young toddler is Heavenly Venerable Lord. Next, The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord Lao Jun, Jade Emperor, twenty-eight stars and even Lei Gong The Duke God of Thunder, Feng Po Po The Goddess of Wind, will be affected by the power of reincarnation, then the heavens will be chaotic.

Bai Ze tried to imagine the scene at that time.

Rain is needed in the world, Lei Gong The Duke God of Thunder waves the narrow lightning device, only a sound is released; Feng Po Po The Goddess of Wind bracing to open the volley wind bag, the wind coming out of the bag is only enough to blow the hair on Jade Emperor head..... it is a bit shameful. 

"Then, what does this have to do with this minister?" Bai Ze blinked, he was an ancient beast and was not affected by the power of reincarnation. He had been in the sky for so many years and he did not see himself shrink into a small ball.

"The ancient beasts are not affected by the reincarnation. Now the catastrophe is coming and only you can help." The Jade Emperor said deeply.

Bai Ze's eyes widened and the Jade Emperor was also cultivated by mortals and he would also affected by the power of reincarnation. When he say that Bai Ze can help, he doesn't mean that he will let him temporarily represent the position of Jade Emperor!




"The Ancient Beast  minister will assisted, however he can!" The straight beast does not want to directly refuse.

"Who said that you will be the taking the Jade throne!" The Jade Emperor nearly popped the blue veins of the forehead. "You can do what you want to do."

Looking at the Jade Emperor waiting for him to save the world. The appearance of the sage, looking at the hard work, Bai Ze always feel that this is not a good thing, Bai Ze had to swearing: "I... will do what you want ."

 "I hope you, can start The Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten," said the Jade Emperor with a serious face, " You have to bring together the little immortals and teach them the skills they would have."

The power of reincarnation no one knew what year and month it was going to appear. Before anyone could think those little Gods became toddlers. They must re-learn their skills and keep your posts in place to ensure that they don't make trouble.

Bai Ze was dumbfounded and he took a long time to say: "The Kindergarten is... I can, but the skills of the Immortal Gods, this minister can not teach those."

Lâo Jun alchemy, Lei Gong thunder, how these works he do not understand, let alone mention the old red thread line, Nezha fire rings riding... he is not the director of the Kindergarten, how is going to teach Immortal children?

The Jade Emperor was not moved and he waved his hand: "There is a beast called Bai Ze, he can help anyone in the world and I believe in you."

Even I do not believe in myself! Bai Ze opened his mouth and turned to Heavenly Venerable Lord for help.

"Come,  you can use the Heavens Imperial Court Hall." The Jade Emperor added a sentence.

The original expressionless Fu Li Fu Heavenly Venerable Lord, had slight furrowed brow: "Why there?"

Heavens Imperial Court Hall, is the Hall where Heavenly Venerable Lord lived, the Jade Emperor suddenly wanted to requisition Heavens Imperial Court Hall, without  discussing with him in advance.

The Jade Emperor said that the Gods have become toddlers. If the Order of the Three Realms is not maintained. The news will spreads out. Even if you don't talk about the world itself, heck even the heavens will be chaotic. Therefore, the young gods must first hide and the official version is that they are exploring their Immortal-ness.

However, Lâo Jun, the gods with unlimited merits and boundless powers, except Heavenly Venerable Lord, no one can discuss the with him. Therefore, they can only be rushed to Heavens Imperial Court Hall.

"It is better to declare to the outside world that Heavenly Venerable Lord has recently realized that he wants to preach to everyone," said the Jade Emperor, when he slammed his head, he decided to avoid it. He avoided Heavenly Venerable Lord who stared at his eyes, turning his head and looking to the side. "What, us, ah, you come."

Nezha heard, he picked up his legs still kicking daddy, came: " your Majesty what are your orders?"

  They have to set up a arresting squad to take the younger gods to the kindergarten in the sacred Yu Qing garden. The Jade Emperor sees Nezha fitness hand when he grabs it. He was very satisfied: "You are the grand Marshal child, responsible for arresting the smaller gods and make sure that they are sent to the Heavens Imperial Court Hall and there must be no mistakes about this mission."

"Got it!" Nezha the hands clasped the fists, he found that he was still being kicked by his toddler father so he coughed and picked him up.

After finishing the task, the Jade Emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief, he returned to the throne, picked up the jade pot, licked his mouth and drank the immortal peach wine and waved his hand to indicate that they could leave.

Bai Ze was unhappy and went out of the Ling Xiao Temple. Only he got a new errand and quickly followed up: "Monarch God, will you go to Heavens Imperial Court Hall with them?"

The Jade Emperor said 'put every little god into in the Kindergarten, so he himself will become become a toddler so does that mean he should be put in immediately?

Li Jing ran up with his short short leg and tried to kick the man

Bai Ze looked at Li Jing, who was still pissed off. His mouth felt soured and said: "You must throw your cockroach at home. I have to clean up Heavens Imperial Court Hall."

     The Jade Emperor scratched his head and felt that Bai Ze was right. Heavens Imperial Court Hall was not the  arranged place. Li Jing the Pagoda King is one of the young gods and he would be able to run out of there when he was allowed to be put down, so Bai Ze put him on his shoulders and Li Jing punched his fists at Bai Ze, when Bai Ze had enough he threw Li Jing to the son Nezha and Heavenly Venerable Lord walked behind Bai Ze. Nezha turned and jumped on the Fire Rings and turned into a streamer. The sly man disappeared over the sky above the Hall.

"You Illegitimate son give me my pagoda!" Li Jing's roar came from the air.

After a while, Nezha turned back, picked up the small pagoda that fell on the ground, stuffed it into his father hand and held the box again and flew away again.

The author has something to say: Small theater: 

"It's not good to wait for a small article" 

Nezha: Hey, eat dinner! 

Li Jing: You unfilial son, how can you talk to me like that? 




Nezha:How? Why do you say that? 

Li Jing: You have to call me father I'm an adult! 

Nezha: Father, adult, have dinner! 

Li Jing: This is almost the same as you sneering at me .....

Nezha:

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