Chapter 1: Heavenly Venerable Lord

Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan                

Chapter 1: Heavenly Venerable Lord

There is a saying in the heavens that is when the Blue Sea becomes a Mulberry Field, or the Mulberry Field becomes a Blue Sea, a big a re-incanarnation cycle will occur between Heaven and Earth.

The Cangze Mountain on the coast of the East China Sea is filled with clouds and mist and it is full of vitality. It is said that this place is the habitat of the ancient god beast Bai Ze, the area which covers a hundred miles. When an Emperor ascends the throne, he has to take the a test, hawker opened the market, he would have come here to worship, hoping to dissipate some anger.

It is another year old passing and new, winter is about to pass, spring has not yet arrived and the mortal world welcomes the New Year. The lively atmosphere from the earth spread to Cangze Mountain, which disturbed the dreaming Bai Ze

Bai Ze woke up from a deep sleep, felt that his ears were cold and his claws tried to scratch, but he found that his claws were very light and could not shore up his usual strength. He opened his eyes and wanted to see the sky, but there was a blueness in front of him. The rows of blue sea prawn swam through the arch in front of him, drawing a shallow water pattern.

The cave actually has the sea shrimp, it seems that the place needs to be cleaned and so on...etc, wait what the fuc~ sea shrimp! 

Why are there shrimps in the cave? That must mean that the cave was flooded! Bai Ze immediately sobered up and found that his body was soaked in the water and his hairs were soaked! Surprisedly he opened his mouth, the sea water flowed into his mouth, its was bitter and salty, Bai Ze quickly spit it out, he got up and floated to the surface. 

Four feet stepping on the cloud, Bai Ze stood firmly on the water and the water beads on his body dripped down. The mountains seemed to have been submerged in the sea, leaving only one hill, forming an island of Cangze square in the sea, standing on a stone, clearly engraved with the word "Cang Ze".

Drying the body fur with mana, Bai Ze stretched out a claw, plunged it in the sea and fished out sea prawns, throwing them into the air, the sea shrimp became a human figure, uugh just the shrimp soldiers of the East China Sea Dragon Hall.

The shrimp soldiers were stunned by the majestic of the ancient beast and they shivered and shivered and immediately bowed to the sea.




"There was originally a huge mountain here. Why did it suddenly become a sea?" Bai Ze is the only beast that can make sound speech from the mouth. When it is in the form of an animal, its sound is so long and desolate.

"Starting to report Sir.... The Gods have decided to make this place a sea and it had been the sea for many years." The shrimp soldiers recognized Bai Ze and felt a little relieved. Bai Ze is the beast of Auspicious Sign, the kindest of the beasts and the only one which had attained the ability to speak with human language, it was a perfection and benevolence beast. "It's just the one cave where you slept, just got flooded."

The cave where Bai Ze slept, was near the top of the mountain, it just got flooded with water by the tide at today's high tide.

Blinking his eyes, it is already a slap in the sea. Bai Ze had some emotions, but his face was full of wet fur. No one could see his expression at all. He asked: "When is it now?"

"It's going to be New Year." The shrimp soldier said deeply.

"......" Bai Ze rolled his eyes. He asked how many years had passed since he slept and what does that have anything to do with the New Year. "The Chinese New Year is the starting point to eat fried shrimp."

The shrimp soldiers huddled into a group: "You, you.... Aren't you a benevolence beast?"

 This is how terrible it is to be like an ancient beast!

Bai Ze body  was snow white beast with lion body horns, shrimp soldiers sneaked a sneak peek at this look, suddenly forgot to fear it. Legend has it that the mighty and sacred ancient beast is actually a big fur ball with a long horn. It is a bit like a cat and it is a bit like a fox. Its head is round and it looked a little wise.

"You can go." Bai Ze used his hind paws to flick its ears, indicating that the shrimp soldiers could leave and they were volleyed out flying under the claws and flew toward the sky.

The left and right caves are flooded and it seems like he can't sleep. It's better to go to heaven. Moreover, to celebrate the New Year, he has to go to the Jade Emperor to discuss the annual festival.

Ascend the thirty-three layers of floating clouds and see the nine heavens. 

In the nine heavens, the Hall is full of mana, the flying treasures and the essence overflow. The crane dances in the clouds and the white jade bridge is above the flowing water.

It is no wonder that Bai Ze has forgotten his time and the world of the gods has always been the same. He has been sleeping for thousands of years and the heavens are still the same nothing has changed at all

"Hey, Monarch God Bai Ze, long time no see!" Just after passing through the South Gate, he met a high and a short acquaintances.

The tall immortal, with the crimson face, the big eyes big as the copper bells and the two began to say hello when they were far away. This person's name calling sound can travel for a thousand miles and he is born with a supernatural power. Bai Ze can't escape their  eyes.

Another short one, his face was gray and his ears were as big as a fan. He was the brother who was born with the same roots. He could listen to Deity Qian Li Yan and he could not escape him

Bai Ze nodded and didn't want to talk to the two. But the brothers who are born to speak many words were not going to let him go. They walked over to him in three or two steps. They smiled and said: "I saw that Cangze Mountain was flooded and I went to the East China Sea to check on you and I saw that your hair was soaked."

"Ah," Deity Shun Feng Er spoke calmly, but his voice was not too thick. "I heard the sound of the water flowing near your cave a hundred years ago and I was thinking of reminding you."




1]..... Times passes throw when your a Imperial Heaven Court deity

Bai Ze was annoyed he glanced at the The 1000 Miles Hearing All God Shun Feng Er and Qian Li Yan with a blank expression, swishing his tail to leave, in now way was he ever going to be ready to pay attention to them.

"We live in the Temple, there is cat litter, if you have no place to sleep, come to the two of us I'm sure you make do with it?" The All Seeing  God Qian raised an eyebrow and invited Bai Ze to his home.

Cat litter... Bai Ze couldn't bear it, lifted his claws and slaps The All Seeing  God Qian Li Yan and hurried The All Hearing  God, Shun Feng Er to chase his brother.

1]....... The All Seeing God Qian Li Yan and  The All Hearing  God, The 1000 Miles Hearing All God Shun Feng Er are like brothers.... The first one is gray and short and basically can see the vastness of thousands of miles. Shun Feng Er can hear the vast of thousands miles....these two are always together...like literally always....they follow each other...

The white light flashed, the brilliance of the body of the beast slowly converged and the huge hairy fur ball disappeared, becoming a slender man. The fairy robes, the wide-flowing sleeves with the handsome and unparalleled face and the unique gentleness of the beast.

Looking at the back of the brothers, Bai Ze sighed and walked toward the High Heavens Hall.

Crossing the White Jade Bridge, stepping on the stone steps, the head is the magnificent High Heavens Hall. The Jade Emperor is always here to deal with immortal affairs every day, meet the immortal officials and occasionally have a banquet. Every time there is a fairy stringed musical, it is very elegant. Just today, it seems to be a bit too quiet.

In front of High Heavens Hall, the jade steps are always manned by celestial soldiers and the imperial officials are now empty and there is no immortal around. The Celestial Being Bai Ze felt strange, while walking in the hall, while looking around, he ran into a child.

Bai Ze helped the little guy who almost fell and stepped back, wondering carefully, when did the Heavens Halls have children around?

The days in the heavens are unchanged and most of the gods have become immortal for thousands of years. Even though they have just been listed in the Immortal Official List, they have been practicing the Taoism for many years. Although it is possible to change the appearance after becoming a Celestial Being, few Immortals will choose to become a form of a child. Even if it is a lotus man who will never grow up, it is  juvenile appearance.

This child is only three feet tall and he is very beautiful. He is dressed in a jade-cyan wide-sleeved gown, wearing an exquisite crown and a thousand gongs crown. He looked very unusual. Bai Ze felt that the child's eyebrows looked familiar, but could not remember where he had seen them.

Bai Ze is only a beast. He is always very friendly to his children. He smiles and bends to say hello to him: "Who are you? My name is Bai Ze, why haven't I seen you before?"

The child glanced at Bai Ze. His face had a look like the cold and sloppy wide-sleeved, holding hands and standing: "See this crown, how can you not do the saluting ceremony?"

 Clearly the child has a sweet voice, but his words are powerful and domineering.

Bai Ze was suddenly stunned, this child is too arrogant! 

As an ancient beast and still a beast that can bring auspiciousness to the world, Bai Ze's status in the fairy world is still very high. When he thinks about it and only the nephew of Jade Emperor ever dared to talk to him like this. He raised his hand and picked the child up. He strode to the High Heavens Hall and planned to go find the Jade Emperor.

"Put this person down!" The child in the arms was very dissatisfied with Bai Ze's behavior of picking him up and was struggling to be put down.

"Hey, why won't you obey, oh!" Bai Ze twirled the child in his arms and reached out and gently patted the soft little butt.

The child who had been twitching suddenly turned red and looked at him stiffly.

Seeing that the child did not move, Bai Ze smiled and carried him into the Hall.

The hall was quiet, there was no silk music and there was no fairies dance. The Jade Emperor sat on his throne and was holding a jade drinking wine. He looked up and saw Bai Ze holding a Black Clothes wide-sleeved child and came in. The syrup that he just drank was sprayed out.

Bai Ze took a step back after expressing his disgust.

"You, you both..." Jade Emperor pointed to the child in Bai Ze and pointed to Bai Ze.

Looking at the reaction from Jade Emperor, he really had a guilty conscience. Bai Ze touched a beard that did not exist when he was in a human figure. He asked with pair of warm eyes: " If you have a new son, why don't you tell this Minister?"

    If the Jade Emperor got a son, he would likely prepare a feast for all the Gods. As a Celestial Beast, he must be a guest. Nowadays, the things happening are so mixed up and arrogant, if the Jade Emperor can't say it, what is it! 

   After listening to Bai Ze's question, the face of Jade Emperor became very excited. He coughed for a long while and then he said quietly: "Queen Mother Of The West said, it's Heavenly Venerable Lord."

Oh, it's Heavenly Venerable Lord...Fuc~ The Heavenly Venerable Lord! 




Among the Three Pure Ones, there is only one called Heavenly Venerable Lord. He was a respected Lord, the Above All Gods with the highest mana in the Heavens. 

Bai Ze turned his head stiffly and looked at the child in his arms, just the beautiful eyes. cool face, he was in a shocked state and looked in the deep eyes, there is an endless mysteriousness.

The hairs on the whole body instantly electrifying stood up and Bai Ze threw away the child in his arms.

The jade color robes were windless and shift themselves and the small figure flips over and steadily stops mid-air and then slowly falls. Three-foot-tall child who is Heavenly Venerable Lord glanced at the pale scared Bai Ze and glanced at the Jade Emperor who deliberately fell from his jade seat and knelt down on the knees. The child Heavenly Venerable Lord floated in the air and turned to Bai Ze.

  Bai Ze silently collapsed, it is Heavenly Venerable Lord, even if he has becomes a milky small toddler, he is still Heavenly Venerable Lord! Its not bad to hold a Heavenly Venerable Lord Just because the child wanted to be put down, he patted a slap Heavenly Venerable Lord's ass.

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