Banished To Another World 《异世流放》 Yi Shi Liu Fang
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Chapter 302: It’s easy to satisfy animals.
Dog Nonsense!
Yan Mo has no joy coming from being trusted.
It's easy to say "I believe in you", but how hard is it for the believed to know?
Gee, I really want to let go of you. I think you'll dare to throw your hands off the cabinet next time.
But... Looking down at the hairy head on his chest, the culprit who causes him sleeplessness, drooling out. How much relaxation does it take to sleep so heartlessly?
Yuan Zhan felt the movement and woke up confused. The first action was to stretch out his tongue and lick the softness under his face.
He licked and rubbed his chin with the mustache.
"Hey!" Yan Mo pulled his hair in pain and said, "Get up!"
"Hard, small." Keep rubbing and licking.
"Hello, I remember that I fulfilled my promise last night." Yan Mo didn't know that his voice was a little lazy and hoarse, which he didn't usually have a voice that sounded like that.
Yuan Zhan lifted up his upper body and touched the old face he had seen. "You are old."
"Is this your first time seeing this?" Yan Mo turned over and finally changed his posture.
Oh! His waist!
Something came out of his body, and Old-man Yan felt his mouth go sour.
Yuan Zhan lay on his back, and the part that had just fallen asleep became mentally abnormal again. "Does it hurt?"
"... Hmm."
"I'll lick it for you."
"No! That's all right." Yan Mo quickly covered his buttocks and felt that the gesture would hurt his self-esteem. Instead, he turned to a straight face. "I'm sleepy. Tomorrow we'll escort the Weise Tribesmen back to the Great Obscuri Tribe with the Obscuri Tribesmen, and go to bed earlier."
Yuan Zhan was reluctant. The golden needle on his head was pulled out. Last night, his priest Da-Ren seldom indulged him. He is now comfortable and just wants to do that again.
"You clearly like... My Priest Da-Ren." Touch, touch, rub, lick and bite.
His Mo has a very astringent herbal scent, which is not particularly pleasant, but mixed with his previous vent of the fishy smell, it was mixed into a kind of ambiguous smell that people cannot help blushing and heartbeat.
Yan Mo doesn't deny that he really likes doing it with Yuan Zhan. Once he starts, it's hard to stop it, especially when he's psychologically tired. But he only liked the part that was served in front of him, and the part he was forced to bear behind him did not feel very happy. Yuan Zhan apparently preferred the activities in the latter part.
Yuan Zhan bit him in the ear. "You said I could do whatever I wanted."
"Did I say that?"
"Yes!"
"Nonsense!"
"You said, you would give me a reward, let me until I’m satisfied, I am not satisfied, I will not be satisfied in my life, and you have to keep me satisfied."
"Keep dreaming, don't hesitate. Hey, I really can't take it anymore. Don't forget that I'm an old bone that's going to fall into the ground. How can I stand your wanton tossing and turning, be good, go to sleep won’t you?” Yan Mo surrendered. He was so tired that it was not easy to satisfy an energetic animal. Even if his self-recovery is good, his waist is still aching slightly, not to mention other parts that are more difficult to talk about.
"Mo, once again, once..."
"Fxcking bastrd! If you don't listen to good words, do you want me to get angry? Get out of here! Believe it or not, I will make you immortal in the future? Hmm!" [1] Immortals in Taoist don't have sex
"Ah, stuffed in..."
Yan Mo, "..."
Someone who has no ears and is not threatened at all asks him with special concern: "Are you tired in this position? I'll hold you up on one leg, so you'll be more relaxed. You sleep with me. Don't worry about me. I'll go to bed when I'm done."
The problem is that what you bastard is doing is ME, how about you let me sleep?!
When Yan Mo gets angry, he wouldn't indulge this bastard, let alone soften his heart. See how far he has to go if he only takes a little step backwards!
Someone who moved suddenly sighed and said bitterly, "Mo, how long do you think I can hold you like this? If I wasn’t here, it's easy for you to train a new high-ranking blood ability warrior. I know you have always wanted me to die in your hands, so Mo, promise me, if one I must die, let me die in your arms, do not let others and myself kill me, I want you to do it yourself. "
"Well, I promise you, and you can die now." Yan Mo did one thing.
There was a sudden cry of pain from a man in the cave. It was so terrible that it awoke the sleepers in the cave next door and below.
The next morning, most of the people who woke up again were not in good spirits, and they were frightened by the roar last night.
Da-da followed Yuan Zhan out of the cave secretly and watched him stand and urinate. He also stood next to him.
"Ou!" Da-da's peeping eyes were filled with sympathy.
Yuan Zhan wanted to kick him aside, but his heart was wronged and there was no complaint. He poured bitter water on Da-da, who would only whine all day long. He pointed down there, "See? It's swollen. "
"Ou!" It hurts to watch.
"He pierced me with thorns, many thorns!"
"Ou!" Can you still urinate? Chief, you are amazing.
"But I didn't make him any better last night." Yuan Zhan grinned grimly. "You see, he's still not up, dead old man, think he's old, I can't bear to toss him around." Sometimes that bastard just misses his lesson. He used to make me want to beat him from time to time. Now more... Da-da, do you think there's a more miserable Chief than me? You Priest Da-Ren always bullies me. He treats you better than me."
"Ou?" Da-da did not understand how the big Chief suddenly changed his tone and became a wronged person. But when he heard the snowfall behind him, he turned around and saw Priest Da-Ren coming out in a thick fur cloak.
The snowstorm did not stop, affecting Da-da's sense of smell.
At this time, anybody who sees Yan Mo at the first glance will be the first to think: this is an old man who has been moistened.
Look at his reddish face, moist eyes, even the bitter cold wind cannot hide a person's whole body that just awakened after the satisfaction of wet dream sleep.
Yan Mo heard the second half of Yuan Zhan's sentence and came over to look at it. He threw a small jar to Yuan Zhan. "Daub it on yourself, and it will swell down within half an hour."
Sure enough, the animal had to be trained. He slept well in the second half of the night last night. When he got up in the morning, the animal waited on him again. If he couldn't practice it, he would run the animal upside down.
Yuan Zhan took the medicine can and threw it back. "You help me, if I do it myself. It will hurt!"
Yan Mo, with the expression "I can't really stand your face", returned to the cave with Yuan Zhan, who was wearing only a leather skirt.
Da-da, who was also wearing a leather skirt, stood in the cold wind and was completely confused. Did the Chief bully Priest Da-Ren last night or did Priest Da-Ren revenge against him? Mystery!
Well, Chief is Chief, The Priest is The Priest, and their behavior is so mysterious. Forget it, I'd better go and play with Fei-Fei. Fei-Fei is not mysterious, Fei will bite him. ~~
Happy mornings are over.
With the help of Jiu Feng and Da-da, the Obscuri Tribesmen, who captured enough of the Python-fish, happily led Yan Mo and others to the Great Obscuri Tribe with their hunts and enemy captives.
The snowstorm continued, but no one complained and no one said they would stay in the cave.
Elder Hao left four Tribesmen to keep watch over the cave, and all the rest were brought back.
They learned from Yan Mo that the cunning The Weise Tribesmen had sent a large number of warriors to attack the tribe.
They were so anxious to go back that they wanted to tell tribesmen that they were okay, and they also threatened the Weise Tribe with Wei-Sa and others to never attack them.
There are three blood ability warriors in the captivity. Wei-Sa is the most powerful one. The other two have 2th rank blood ability. He will not give up two young and one young blood ability warrior just like that.
The Obscuri Tribesmen even suggested what Yan Mo should ask from The Weise Tribe in exchange for the three blood ability warriors.
The Weise Tribe is the most popular tribe of the Black Earth City aristocracy, except for their beautiful sisters, which are only fantastic Phantom foxes who live in their territory.
Phantom fox looks like a fox, but its fur color can be changed according to the outside color, and the fur feels very soft and delicate, and because of its small body, no tail, the whole body only is like a big fists, the phantom fox cries are very delicate, they are especially liked by women and children.
"Phantom fox represents disaster." Zi Ming, with a stiff expression and a trembling voice, explained to Yan Mo and others, "Although the Weise Tribesmen would capture the Phantom Fox and sell them to the Black Earth City aristocrats, they would never leave the Phantom fox by themselves or kill them on their own initiative."
"Do the nobles of The Black Earth City know that?" Ding Ning asked curiously.
"No, I don't know." Zi Ming's voice trembled more inexplicably and his expression became stiffer. He even began to walk with a stiff step. "No one would tell them that every tribe that had to pay tribute had its own secret, and no one would tear apart other tribes, even if we were hostile to each other."
"If there was not Phantom foxes, and we don't want women, what can we do with The Weise Tribe?" Bing frowned.
Ding Ning also looked sideways at Zi Ming.
Zi Ming's left foot slipped somehow, one step staggered and he fell into the snow.
Ding Ning grabbed him by the hand, carefully and gently, and asked in particular, "Are you all right? It's snowing too much. Be careful."
Zi Ming snapped open his hand, patted himself and stayed.
Bing pulled Ding Ning apart and gave Zi Ming a hard look.
Ding Ning didn't mind. He shook his hand and said it was all right, but he stopped talking to Zi Ming.
Zi Ming was in a mess of regret. Ah ah ah! Why is he so afraid to look at this man? Why did he push his hand? He clearly wanted to talk to him a little more - only by knowing his enemies could he know why he was so afraid of him.
Yan Mo, who was riding on Da-da's back in front, heard the movement behind him, pulled down a little scarf and asked Elder Hao, who was walking beside him, "What do you want? From The Weise Tribe?”
Elder Hao thanked him first, then squinted back in the snow and said, "Witch Mo, if you don't want the Weise Tribe, let them hand in their selection quota."
"Every tribe affiliated to The Black Earth City has such a selection quota?" Yuan Zhan asked.
"No, only if there are warriors from The Black Earth City training camp in the clan, they can be eligible to send three warriors below to participate in the selection. If there is not even a warrior of their own tribe in the Black Earth Training Camp, it means that the tribe is very weak, then naturally they can't have a strong warrior who can participate in the selection."
"Is it impossible for those from other tribes to participate in the selection?"
"There are two ways, one is to replace a certain tribal selection quota, and the other is to go to the Black Earth City warrior training camp to defeat their training leaders. The former is easier, the latter is harder."
Yuan Zhan made a decision at the moment. He was not interested in replacing other tribes.
Yan Mo knows him, and now his problem is how to stabilize Yuan Zhan's upgrade momentum and restore calm energy to his body.
In other words, after a night, Yuan Zhan seems very good now?
The abdomen was gently pushed down. Yan Mo put his hand on the abdomen and naturally asked in his brain, "What are you doing, boy?"
"Although I can eat any kind of energy, it was better last night, and it will be the same in the future."
Yan Mo was quiet for a while before he understood, "What?"
Wu Guo was impatient. "Are you getting old, and your comprehension is getting worse? I said, don't give me that irritable fire energy directly, do it just like last night, you first accept his fire, then I will absorb it through you, it is very comfortable, and I will not always want to beat your son if you do that!"
Yan Mo, "..." This pitiful world! Pitiful father! Pitiful everything! Why did the guide buy him one? Can he return it back?
"No!"
"Wait!" Yan Mo suddenly thought of a serious problem, "A-Zhan and I... When we were together, you and Du-du could see it?"
"Yes, I can. I won't let that little fool see it. He didn't see it."
"That is to say, you've seen me and... before."
"Mating, what's so strange, doesn’t that Human-faced bird often peek at you?"
So what Yuan Zhan and I have been doing has been watched on the spot by more than one intelligent creature?
Yan Mo swayed and almost fell face first on Da-da's back. "Don't peep into my life and my thoughts in the future, otherwise..."
"If I said no, would you believe it?" Wu Guo's childlike voice was full of mockery.
"... I believe you are a good boy.” Yan Mo finally understood what it was like for Yuan Zhan to say the words "I believe you". You motherfxxker! This is not about believable or not!
"Where on earth did you come from?"
Wu Guo did not answer.
Yan Mo thought very seriously: the animal could hardly pass this day. Even if he had a big animal, he would have to raise a small one now. Is this God's ultimate punishment for his bad deeds? Yeah, right?!
Back to The Great Obscuri Tribe, Yan Mo and Yuan Zhan were received with great enthusiasm by the tribe under Elder Hao's detailed instructions.
Yan Mo found that although the people here are not rich, their educational level, such as language mastery, is much better than that of the wild land. For example, they live in a mud house, which is connected by Chief and The Priest, and is large and spacious compared with other mud houses.
In addition, in The Great Obscuri Tribe, he also saw a large number of pottery. Only when asked, did he know that The Black Earth City made from pottery walls? They made a kind of black, smooth interior and exterior, which was most popular in all cities and was called black pottery.
The bonfire started and Chief's house was filled with laughter.
The Obscuri Tribesmen were delighted that they had captured enough tribute to the Python-fish, defeated the enemy and exchanged captives from rival tribes for a large amount of the most valuable food in winter. Of course, all this was brought to them by those precious guests.
They are grateful to the guests and sincerely want to make friends with them. They are anxious to bring the best food and the best women from the tribe to the guests.
Elder Hao wanted the slaves of the tribe to serve Yan Mo and others, but now he has changed his mind. Even other people in the tribe have the same idea as him, including his tribe Chief and The Priest.
They all hope that powerful blood ability warriors like Yuan Zhan, Bing, Da-da and Ding Ning Ding Fei can sleep with their women. If they can leave their children with the women of the tribe, maybe more blood ability warriors will be born in the tribe in the future, and their abilities will no longer be limited to producing big claws.
They desperately want to be as strong as Yuan Zhan, who can control the earth, and the two brothers of the Ding family, who can make fire.
Because of the enthusiasm of the Obscuri Tribesmen, the veteran comrade who had recovered slightly from the heavy blow rubbed his face and whispered to Yuan Zhan, "If I dedicated the method of burning porcelain to the Black Earth City, would you say that they would agree to add you directly to the ten places?"
"I think they'll catch you and kill me again." Because if he had changed to him, he would have done it. The Black Earth City wouldn’t be foolish enough to send Tribesmen, the department that would produce better porcelain than pottery, to the city. If that person is in the ascendant of the city and promotes his tribe, how will the Black Earth City do the exclusive ceramics business in the future?
Yuan Zhan pushed aside the half-naked girl who wanted to sit in his arms and asked, "How many porcelain did you bring?"
"Not much. Xia Yu didn’t make much either. We didn't get the kiln for them until we left. Then first two batches of porcelain they fired after we landed in Jiu Yuan were here with me.” Yan Mo waved the frightened girl back.
Old Hao and Chief and The Priest of The Great Obscuri Tribe looked at each other in the distance, whispered something to each other, and seemed to be worrying about what kind of beautiful woman could satisfy warriors like Yuan Zhan.
Apart from Yuan Zhan, the other Jiu Yuan warrior did not accept the woman from The Great Obscuri.
"Keep it, and then trade with Tucheng-Earth City." Yuan Zhan got up and sat down beside Yan Mo, grabbed his shoulder possessively, kicked the woman kneeling beside Yan Mo, who had touched his thigh, and Mo hadn't pushed her?
Yan Mo bowed his head and thought about things. He didn't pay much attention to the surroundings. He was analyzing Yuan Zhan's physical condition in his mind.
"When do they say the selection starts?" Yan Mo looked up and asked.
"Ten days later."
Ten days later, the selection of warriors from the Lower City and tribes affiliated to The Black Earth City will be concentrated in The Black Earth City, and Yuan Zhan will go with them, but after entering the city, he needs to go to the Black Earth warrior training camp to defeat their training leaders in order to qualify for the selection.
Ding Ning got a admire!!! Haha I want to know if that guy is able to woo Ding Ning and if he gonna be an important character.
ReplyDeleteThis is a gay tribe their poor ancestors cant continue the bloodline....
ReplyDeleteHey, Zi Ming likes Ding Ning (though he is not aware of concept of like lol), but could it be Bing likes Ding Ning too? It is hard to see through Bing since he kinda become a hardcore fan of Yan Mo lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused right now - three years haven't passed, have they?
ReplyDeleteso RIP waiting for age 18 and old man YM really let YZ spill his wet seeds inside his butthole? cuz ya know...he felt something flowing out from behind him that morning... tbh im disappointed.
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