S.C.I Mystery vol 1, The Magic Killer Special Chapter 02: 100 questions about Jin-Ce

S.C.I Mystery《S.C.I.谜案集》 Mi An Ji
S.C.I Mystery vol 1, The Magic Killer Special Chapter 02: 100 questions about Jin-Ce

Interviewed: Bai Jintang Gong-sun
Interview with host: Er Ya


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Er Ya: Are you on the attacking side(Top) or the receiving side(Bottom)? (So-and-so is so excited... "So-and-so, pass the tissue to me... It's a big bag! I'll fight them today! (Haha)

Da Bai: (laughing smugly) Attacking!

Gong-sun: ... Silent.

Er Ya: Well, let me explain the rules of this interview: no skipping, no pretending to be deaf or dumb, no pretending to be crazy, no coughing, no...

Audience: shut up! Yaya! Who wants to hear you? (Looking expectantly at Gong-sun): Please answer the question positively.

Gong-sun: (Gnashing his teeth): He said he was attacking, what more do you want to hear? Both of us are attacking and taking turns?

Audience + Yaya: Wow, good, cute, cute, yay!



Er Ya: Why did you decide that?

Da Bai: (More smug) Strength!

Gong-sun: (Staring at Yaya for a long time) Then I'm going to have to ask you, right?

Yaya: (Reaching for your neck) Gong-sun, why are you staring at people's necks? Also, no dangerous goods are allowed in interviews! Put the scalpel away!

Gong-sun: I'm not looking at your neck, I'm looking at your carotid artery.

Yaya: ><



Er Ya: Do you think it's okay to have x with someone other than your lover?

Da Bai: No way.

Gong-sun: ... No way.

Audience + Yaya: ....... What did Gong-sun say just now?

Da Bai: (fluttering) Oh my God, Ce Ce, you've finally admitted that you and I are lovers... I'm so happy... Let's go do something that lovers do... (hands up and down)

Gong-sun: (Shoot) Are you kind of a monkey? Don't you ever think about anything else but that?

Da Bai: (Childish) kind? What kind? I mean we can go shopping and watch a movie before eating. (LAUGHING) What kind of thing does Gong-sun think it is?

Gong-sun: ... \\\\\\\\I don't know... Go to hell!






Er Ya: Are you interested in S*M?

Da Bai: NO!!!

Er Ya: If there are any kinks? What do you think you're gonna have?

Da Bai: (Touching my chin) I don't have one, but if Ce Ce likes it...

Gong-sun: Does dissection count?





Er Ya: What would you do if the other person suddenly stopped asking for your body?

Da Bai: So far he hasn't asked for anything.

Gong-sun: Fire off a cannon to celebrate.

Da Bai: (leaning over and hugging) You're just hard-mouthed, your body is already used to my possession.

Audience + Yaya: Yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah!

Gong-sun: (a slap across the face) You think you're an A*V(straight porn scene), huh? It's disgusting!

Yaya: (Laughter) That one, it should be G*V(gay porn scene)...



Er Ya: How do you feel about rape?

Da Bai: ... Mum ...

Gong-sun: ... Inexcusable

Da Bai: - -_- ............

Yaya: (patting Da Bai on the shoulder) Comrade you still have work to do!

Da Bai: (grabs collar and lifts it up) Isn't it all your fault? Can't you just let us have a sweet, sweet, sweet first time that you want?

Yaya: Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!



Er Ya: What's the more painful thing in sex?



Da Bai: sex is very happy, how can it be painful!

Gong-sun: ... It's been painful...

Er Ya: Won't you be gentle?

Da Bai: Kiss, aren't you happy? But you screamed so good...

Gong-sun: (Pounces on his mouth) Shut up! Shut up! Can't you filter word through your head first? Oh... (Eating tofu in your arms)

Da Bai: Look, isn't this scream great?

Audience + Yaya: Oh...... Strong man!!!



Er Ya: Of the sex's so far, what is the most exciting, anxious place for you?

Da Bai: Just had sex twice, each time excited and no anxious!

Gong-sun: No excitement, just anxiety～～～

Audience + Yaya: ~ ~ ~ A moment of silence ~ ~ (whispering) This is the legendary complementary ~ ~ annoying, good sex ~ ~

Gong-sun: Hey!






Er Ya: Have you ever been tempted by a party?

Da Bai: He's been seducing me the whole time.

Gong-sun: Where did I get to do that?

Da Bai: Look! Here we go again!

Gong-sun: >



~ S.C.I Mystery Volume 1: The Magic Killer ~

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