Heaven Imperial Court Kindergarten《天庭幼儿园》Tian Ting You Er Yuan
Chapter 10: Peaches
Fu Li looked at the red thread line on his hand and then looked at the moon mana, which was constantly pouring into Bai Ze body through the invitation cup, Fu Li couple probably understand what was going on. Bai Ze is an ancient beast and the absorption of the essence of the sun and the moon mana is like an instinct for him. Unlike the immortals who cultivated mana by human form, they absorb slowly while an ancient beast absorb it at a faster rate.
The red thread line of marriage is meant to bring the body and soul of the two together and will also divide the moon mana absorbed by Bai Ze half of it remaining in Bai Ze and the other half going Heavenly Venerable Lord Fu Li hence turning him into a youthful appearance, without the weakness of the previous three feet toddler body, Fu Li's eyes showed a little smile, he raised his hand and touched Bai Ze's big head.
The next day, the sun shined on the Bai Ze hairy body and the hair is warm and soft. The glare of the light irritated Bai Ze from his good dreams. Bai Ze opened his big amber eyes and said, "I was dreaming of a beautiful woman last night."
"What a beauty?" The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao who slept on him emerged from his hair.
"Hey, I don't remember, it was a beautiful girl..." Bai Ze looked around and saw a calm looking floating Fu Li ...he was still three feet tall, with no expression on the little face, Fu Li was just staring at him and let him swallow the words he wanted to finish. The beauty was wearing a blue-sleeve robes...
Bai Ze became a human figure and went to find food the children.
Mana loss, these children's body will gradually become weak, they need to eat something to maintain physical strength. Bai Ze found the glutinous rice in the cold spring water, the small fish caught in the Xingzi Waterfall and took a bamboo shoot dug by the children from the bamboo forest of Heavens Imperial Court Hall to make everyone a porridge.
There are not many ingredients in the heavens and Immortals don't need to eat. On weekdays, they would drink tea and eat fruits. Bai Ze touched his chin and prepared to open up a space in the Heavens Imperial Court Hall so that he can grow vegetables.
Hearing this proposal, the Jade Emperor quickly flew over and laughed at him. The Heavens Imperial Court Hall, which is inhabited by Heavenly Venerable Lord, is the most sacred place in the Nine Heavens and ten most sacred places, but it is going to used by this guy to grow vegetables. Just as the Gods would be coming to listen to the Heavenly Venerable Lord's teachings and they would turn and see the radish in the clouds, that expression must be quite priceless.
However, the master of Heavens Imperial Court Hall, Fu Li, had no opinion on this, so he was silently following Bai Ze, who was carrying a hoe. Where Bai Ze went, Heavenly Venerable Lord went there and kept the distance from him within three steps.
Bai Ze looked at Heavenly Venerable Lord who was with him. He couldn't help but scratch his head. How did the child suddenly become needy about sticking close to him? When Bai Ze worked, Fu Li sat on one side with his arms in a meditating pose and the essence of the sun and the moon was poured subconsciously flowing into Bai Ze body. After it circles, part of it will be flowing into Fu Li body through the marriage thread line. The closer he is, the more mana he will pass. The sooner he will regain his previous body size
Li Jing seeing Bai Ze working, they also wanted to work and they were also looking for gimmicks with great interest. The Old Moon Matchmaker God Lao Yue was not interested in this, he sitting on the mat and knitting the bracelet with his red thread. Lâo Jun sat on the white jade bridge eating his candies and looked at their actions he was frowning: "Isn't this Heavens Imperial Court Hall's land, can you grow vegetables?"
The voice just fell, Bai Ze heard the crisp sound of a broken skull coming from his hoe.
An escaped aura can make jade dust and a strong aura will make dust into jade. Every inch of the land of the Heavens Imperial Court Hall was washed daily by the aura of Heavenly Venerable Lord. After a long period of time, the land also became hard like jade. So, although it looked like a brown ground, it is as rock-solid as a jade stone.
The bamboo and grass grown in the Heavens Imperial Court Hall are all extraordinary and can take root in the jade soil. But leeks and radishes can't take roots in the jade soil... Some can't just order the the jade earth to become simple earth again.
Bai Ze sullenly put hoe his hand and sat on the ground banging the hard ground.
"Stupid jade, even the land will not be usable for planting, how good ia that." Queen Mother of the West came to the Kindergarten on time and when she saw what Bai Ze was doing she could not help but sneer at him.
Celestial Peach Garden... When he heard these three words, Bai Ze's eyes were bright. He wants to say where there is soil that can be planted in the heavens. The land where the peaches trees grow has the soil that has been dug from the mortal earth, but it is watered with the essence of the ancient worms and cultivated into a million years of spiritual soil. If he grows vegetables on those soils, it is estimated that just a few days after planting, he will be able to harvest fresh and crispy fresh vegetables.
"Queen Mother of the West, do you want to eat delicious scones?" Bai Ze got down and began plan to get the permission to plant in the Peach garden.
The Emperor's wife blinked, the scones, that was the food from the mortal world. The fairy who had sneaked down the border of Heaven and Earth had brought it to her. It was much more fragrant and tastier than the fruits that she usually eat. Thinking of this, Queen Mother of the West nodded.
"Then, take me to the Celestial Peach Garden to dig some soil and we will bring it back here. We can use the soil to grow the spirit wheat and the oats, so you can make the baked bread and the glutinous rice, the chicken noodles, the radish cake..." Bai Ze fingers were counting the snacks he once ate in the mortal world. Because these children are gods, so the mortal food they eat can not give them much strength, they must eat something with aura, but eating fruit every day is not a viable solution.
The Queen Mother of the West mouth was already drooling and said nothing as she went to take everyone to the Celestial Peach Garden.
Celestial Peach Garden, is located in the Eight Heaven, it was The Jade Emperors wife's personal garden of peach trees. The garden is very large and there was no end to it. From a distance, the group of toddler and Bai Ze can only see the endless green trees and the lingering fairy fog.
When Garden Guardian saw the people coming in the garden, he was surprised: "I have seen you Monarch God Bai Ze, dare I ask why the Monarch God came here for?" The reincarnation of the Gods this low-ranking immortals like him is not qualified to know, but the man had to ask since it was strange that Bai Ze lead a group of children who are born.
"Oh, we are going to dig some spiritual soil by the order of the Queen Mother Of The West." Bai Ze picked up the little toddler and the Queen Mother Of The West was too lazy to talk nonsense with the Guardian and took out a jade card and shot it in Celestial Peach Garden banner and with a loud bang, the original foggy door was instantly revealed.
It is said that its a gate. In fact, it is the peak of two overlapping mountains. After the jade card was banged to the banner, the two mountains slowly separated, revealing the peach garden they saw from the sky.
The Celestial Peach Garden Garden is divided into three areas. The peach trees in the front have been flowering for three thousand years and the results are three thousand years juicy peaches. The peach trees in the middle have been flowering for six thousand years and the results are six thousand years peaches The last peach trees bloomed for nine thousand years as a result correspondingly, the land inside is different.
In every year, the Celestial Peach Garden would be opened and the former land was watered with the essence of the lower magic insects; the middle land used the higher magic insects; and for the higher land Queen Mother Of The West's mother killed 81 ancient worms to water the garden.
Since it is necessary to take the soil it is naturally take the best. After the recovery of the mana Bai Ze can also use this land to plant some grass. Bai Ze has a small abacus in his heart, calculating enough what will be enough with a group of children, he went to the deepest place in the Celestial Peach Garden.
Because the peach blossoms festival are to held soon, the peaches here are ripe and the further they go, the bigger the peaches. The sweet smell is coming from the nose and intoxicating.
The Queen Mother Of The West took one of them and put it the skirt pocket. Lâo Jun came to her and asked: "Can I eat one?"
"No!" Queen Mother of the West said with a sigh of relief, she was holding a peach that was bigger than her head. This peach is not the same as the peach in the mortal world and there is no superficial dirt on it. You can eat it directly.
Although these immortals have become children, but as the dignity of the Immortals should still be observed, still its not good to ask this kind of thing. The Queen Mother Of The West is the owner of Celestial Peach Garden and they follow the Queen Mother Of The West and its improper to ask for a peach to eat.
"Hey, I want you to give it to me something if you can't to eat it." Queen Mother of The West took the peach and sat on a stone, raised a small chin and looked at the group.
"I have an elixir, I will change it with you." Lâo Jun took out his gourd and shook it. The sugar beans collided in the bottle and made a jingling sound.
"My pagoda.... I can give it to you to play with." Li Jing also followed in the fun, holding his own small pagoda.
"I... I will give you my red thread." The Old Moon Matchmaker Yue Lao was a little shy, he took out two red thread dexterously flip them through the fingers, and made a prop of flowers and presented it to the Queen.
Queen Mother Of The West looked at some of the presented things heartbeat, took a bite of the peach in her hand, she turned her eyes and turned to look at Fu Li and Bai Ze.
Bai Ze took out a cloth bag and carefully started to dig the soil. The land is fertile and looked like black sand with oil. It feels soft and sticky and full of aura. Thinking about digging a little more to give the children a good meal, there is no way for him to pay attention to what the toddlers were doing.
Fu Li stood next to Bai Ze with his arms on his back and looked at him with a blank expression.
"Fu Li, don't you want to eat the peach?" Queen Mother Of The West couldn't help but call him. All the boys came to please her. Only Heavenly Venerable Lord Fu Li turned a blind eye to her, which made Queen Mother Of The West somewhat unhappy.
1].... What a freaking baby....uuugh
Fu Li gave her a faint look and slowly said with a clear voice: "The peaches with bugs.... this person certainly does not eat."
Bugs? the Queen Mother Of The West face blushed: "Who said that my peach has bugs in them! I..." As she said, she was about to show the peach in her hand to Heavenly Venerable Lord and suddenly saw the place she had just bitten, a white worm was drilling out of the peach flesh and looked at her like she had disturbed the insect peaceful sleep.
"Ah--" her screams stunned the fairy on the branch and the nine-thousand-year-old peach that had been bitten a few mouthfuls was thrown far away. The other three children who originally wanted to eat peaches when they saw this scene they stepped back.
"Yeah, there are bugs in this soil." Before the Queen Mother of The West replied, Bai Ze shovel dug down, revealing the deep land, two or three worms reluctantly drilled out and drilled back in.
"Fast, catch these bugs!" In her memories Queen Mother of The West felt that she should slay these worms or her peach trees would be destroyed.
In the 9000-year-old Celestial Peach Garden, in fact, the ancient demon worms were just suppressed. They were all suppressed by the Queen Mother of The West's rituals conducted on a regular basis and they continuously supplied to Celestial Peach Garden with their own essence. But now the Queen Mother Of The West is getting smaller, her mana is weakened and the suppression array is loose. These bugs naturally come to party. They went to cut off the roots of the peach trees and eat the freshly ripe peaches.
The peaches will be needed soon. If they do not destroy these worms, the peaches that will be presented to the nine-day ten-day immortal feast will have been wormed by the bugs such a shame.
Bai Ze understood the interests of the people and the weakening of the Queen Mother Of The West's manpower should not be exposed. Therefore, the task of catching bugs fell on his head. Bai Ze can only put down the shovel, pull up the sleeves and started to remove the insects.
These worms, are called "Hundred Part Worms", mean that the worm has a hundred body parts, one after the other, the whole piece is very long and very disgusting. Bai Ze wanted to vomit and gathered the mana to his hands. The clear water vapor spread from the fingertips of the slender fingers and eroded along the land one inch at a time. After a while, large tracts of worms were pulled out.
Bai Ze looked at nauseating mushy worms and quickly pooled the bugs with water and threw them to Lâo Jun. Lâo Jun opened his baby alchemy furnace and released a glimpse of the real fire, which instantly turned the worm into ashes. The little old gentleman quickly took out the Ying Yang bag and collected the ashes. The ashes of these magic bugs is also a good material for alchemy: "This refined elixir will be better."
A few children who had eaten his candies had a green faces. It turns out that the worms can also be used alchemy making the candies. What was put into the candies they ate before?
The author has something to say: Small theater:
Fu Li: You actually gave us worms candies!
Lâo Jun: Ordinary elixir is a spiritual shitty alchemy, don't be afraid of it
Fu Li: What is the ordinary elixir?
Lâo Jun: ordinary elixir will is for the Jade Emperor!
Jade Emperor: (艹皿艹)
Thanks for the chapter ｡◕‿◕｡
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